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Draxanoth

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Draxanoth

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3295
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

TODAY, MAH NEW BOYFRIEND CAME OVER TO MAH APARTMENT 4 THE FIRST TIME!! UP UNTIL NOW I THOUGHT HE WAS GREAT, BUT WHEN HE SPOTTED THE BOOK I'M CURRENTLY READING NEXT TO MAH COUCH, HE UTTERED THE IMMORTAL QUESTION, "WHY DO YOU READ?" FML

#20091837
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25274) - you deserved it (3383)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

I collectd mah students' notes in class to check them. One grl,ho is always drawing werd anime crap in her sketchbook, turnd in just one piece of paper that read, ( FUCK YOUR CLASS. ) mega FML

#20076781
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18617) - you deserved it (20290)

On 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm - work - by Mrs. Teacher (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook . I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed . Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie . FML

#20052962
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20264) - you deserved it (48600)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (10626)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opend the car door for her, and out of habit, pushd down on her head as she got in. real FML

#20037909
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37308) - you deserved it (10864) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/23/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by thekriss - Sent from mobile version

Today... I was giving boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve... an they startd attacking face. Luckily 4 him... since boyfriend was holding head down... his privates didn't get a scratch. FML

#20022569
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26288) - you deserved it (4886)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (2127)

On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, Mah Fiancé's Grandmother Kept Trying To Introduce Him To This "simply Absolutely Amazing Grl," Who She Thought "would Be Just The Perfect Date" 4 Him. At Our Engagement Party. FML

#19931500
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27136) - you deserved it (1633)

On 07/13/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today I Watched As Dad Noticed A Spider On The Cieling. Instead Of Getting A Shoe He Pulled Out A 9mm An Shot It. I'm Not Sure If This Is An Epic Win Or A Sign That Family Is Crazy. FML

#19903364
316 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30051) - you deserved it (3593)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackas in an open-top sport car overtook us an flippd me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife looool rolld down her window, pulld out her tampon, an launchd it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrifid: me or him. FML

#19793582
405 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4026)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

2day as part of ma medical anatomy course, I ad to give a presentation about an STD and te effect it as on women . Te class was comprised almost entirely of girls . I become extremely anxiou and accidentally stated "Vagina r smelly" as ma opening statement . fat FML

#19637447
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14711) - you deserved it (25600)

On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29370) - you deserved it (4709)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

TODAY, ON TE BUS, I CAUGT TE EYE OF TIS UGLY, SWEATY GIRL GIVING ME A DEAT STARE TROUG TE DRIVER'S MIRROR. I GAVE ER A DEAT STARE BACK. ONLY TEN I REALIZD I WAS STARING AT MYSELF. FML

#19579357
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10725) - you deserved it (33069)

On 05/05/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by mhm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months . I'm pretty laid-back and casual with mah friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

#19563224
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6774) - you deserved it (88034)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States



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