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Draxanoth
  • Town/Country : Andrews, Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 885
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was teaching a ten year old how to play piano. Halfway through the lesson, she made a minor mistake, which, trying to be a good tutor, I corrected her. She smiled up at me, paused, then slammed the key cover down onto my fingers. FML

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134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31781) - you deserved it (2661)

On 11/10/2009 at 4:41pm - misc - by PiaNO (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40021) - you deserved it (4297)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

#5811871
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7866) - you deserved it (100372)

On 10/13/2009 at 2:54am - love - by PanFace (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

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311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (144888) - you deserved it (5027)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I received a text message from my favorite sister saying "Great news! The technology in condoms has improved so much that they ensure that accidents like you won't ever happen again!" Today's my birthday. FML

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225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37368) - you deserved it (6595)

On 09/01/2009 at 3:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

#1387325
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19532) - you deserved it (96076)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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