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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 December 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 316
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I was at the doctor's office and the doctor asked me "have you been having any intimate relations?" and the first thing that I blurted out was, "you mean with other people?" FML


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