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Dramagirlforever
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1996 (17 years)
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Today, I was cashiering, and a customer's change came to $5.51. She looked pretty stinking rich, so I just gave her $5.50. She demanded the extra penny, and I asked if she really needed it. She said, "No, but they do, asshole," and dropped her $5.51 in the charity donation box. FML

#19781749
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On 06/13/2012 at 12:00pm - money - by ouch - United States (Florida)

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

#19776975
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38458) - you deserved it (3667)

On 06/12/2012 at 2:28pm - misc - by creeped out - United States (New York)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML

#19769783
192 comments

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On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, after a long night of partying, I fell asleep, while my bride was delivering her vows. FML

#19761767
138 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 7:04pm - love - by UnluckyGroom (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

#19761420
407 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 5:35pm - misc - by k - United Kingdom (Telford and Wrekin)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML

#19758301
207 comments

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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I was in a business meeting. I was giving a Powerpoint presentation to my boss and a few other associates. Then a notification popped up in the middle of my presentation reminding me that I needed to renew my pornhub subscription. FML

#19754220
188 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 7:58am - work - by WaffleMan (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I saw Thor and I wanted to see how realistic it was to be swinging a hammer around. Wrong idea. I ended up unconscious on the ground for ten whole minutes. FML

#19753882
158 comments

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On 06/08/2012 at 4:09am - misc - by runner2731 - United States (Ohio)

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

#19749863
263 comments

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On 06/07/2012 at 1:42pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had an unbearable itch on my foot that I could not make go away with my nails, so I grabbed the stapler in my drawer to scratch it with. Bad idea. FML

#19724676
170 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 1:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
244 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, I finally summed up the courage to break up with my abusively controlling girlfriend. I don't know what I was thinking, but instead of leaving as a free man, I left as an engaged one. FML

#19705817
363 comments

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On 05/30/2012 at 6:35pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Lombardia)

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

#19640630
167 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

Today, I wanted to prank my roommate. So, I thought it would be funny to take all the toilet paper out of our bathroom. She thought it would be funny to wipe with my cashmere sweater. FML

#19640453
110 comments

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On 05/18/2012 at 2:07am - misc - by Karmaisabitch - United States (Colorado)

Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML

#19637447
154 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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