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  • Birth Date : Monday 27 June 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2372
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dral : Not much to tell, but I love my pets, and I go horseback riding about every morning. I am a pretty generic geek: play D&D, like Star Trek/Wars/Gate, used to collect comics. I am a triple major about to start my fourth year of college, and I work as a computer tech.

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Dral's favorite FMLs

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML

#2839886
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61785) - you deserved it (4196)

On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

#2733266
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18349) - you deserved it (42460)

On 06/09/2009 at 1:45am - love - by Ryan746 (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it was the most intense, primal and mind-blowing sexual experience she ever had. Problem is, I don't remember a damned thing. FML

#2602287
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65713) - you deserved it (9303)

On 06/04/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after the church service was over, my two year old granddaughter started to sing into the microphone. She said, "Here Nana, you sing". I picked up the microphone and sang " Jesus Loves Me". She took the microphone back and said, "No he doesn't." FML

#2076493
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59731) - you deserved it (8450)

On 05/19/2009 at 10:04am - kids - by nana (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, after a long night of partying, I was hanging out with this girl I really like. I was feeling really hungover, so we were just sitting at the park. She confessed to me that she's liked me since the day she met me. Out of excitement and hungoverness, I threw up on her shoes. FML

#2071351
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43261) - you deserved it (19315)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, my friend Kate and I were helping build a playground. Halfway through, a construction worker asks where we go to school. I told him we graduated and proudly held degrees in psych. The construction worker stopped mid-dig, glanced at us sadly and said, "yeah that's what my degree's in too." FML

#2001814
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46911) - you deserved it (7811)

On 05/17/2009 at 12:20am - work - by blairheir721 (man) - United States (Ohio)



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