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Drakanaa
  • Town/Country : 4OH!4, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 3482
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Drakanaa : I'm kind of like a cynical cupcake. Or a cat. Yeah...a cat. I like cynicism and cupcakes too though. An intelligent, philosophical, funny, slightly asshole guy will make me jizz (violent jizzing for nerdness) and the same for a girl (but less on the asshole part). Yeah. I'm bi.

I like...cute things, Star Trek, homosexuals, technology, MythBusters, Harry Potter, trivia, random information, Latin (the language), and rainbows and unicorns. Seriously. Internet memes make me sparkle. Moot is my dream hubby. TV < YouTube. MysteryGuitarMan makes me a happy kitty.

I like cats, narwhals, wolves, Komodo dragons, and snakes. Also, guns, fire, explosion, fighting, and magic.

I love metal, punk, indie, straightedge, rap, hip hop, R&B, techno, electronica, party music, and pretty much everything except country.

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Drakanaa's favorite FMLs

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

#9152447
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31757) - you deserved it (3790)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:12am - intimacy - by today -

Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML

#9134827
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6997) - you deserved it (25920)

On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43544) - you deserved it (3918)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I got a 95 on my term project. To congratulate me, my boyfriend said we're having sex tonight. I only get laid if I get good grades. FML

#8821519
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21947) - you deserved it (5528)

On 03/04/2010 at 10:48am - intimacy - by lalararara - United States

Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML

#8746322
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21046) - you deserved it (2097)

On 03/01/2010 at 11:59am - kids - by nd.11 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a friend of mine sent me a message saying, "Man, I am so sorry but we were both really drunk and I swear it didn't mean anything." FML

#8654882
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18924) - you deserved it (2908)

On 02/26/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by single now - United States

Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML

#8638968
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36852) - you deserved it (2150)

On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my step-mom yelled at me for an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML

#8085634
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17087) - you deserved it (5708)

On 02/10/2010 at 10:08am - intimacy - by ryan - United States

Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML

#7905644
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4130) - you deserved it (37998)

On 02/05/2010 at 1:22pm - misc - by goldenshower (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
486 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42611) - you deserved it (34565)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61965) - you deserved it (3944)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77035) - you deserved it (4257)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom got drunk and decided to unwrap all my Christmas gifts and throw them at the wall. Ho, ho, ho. FML

#6933865
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27151) - you deserved it (1879)

On 12/25/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by sucks_brah (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML

#6774546
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9035) - you deserved it (21697)

On 12/16/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by babyfatt - Australia (New South Wales)



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