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About Drakanaa : I'm kind of like a cynical cupcake. Or a cat. Yeah...a cat. I like cynicism and cupcakes too though. An intelligent, philosophical, funny, slightly asshole guy will make me jizz (violent jizzing for nerdness) and the same for a girl (but less on the asshole part). Yeah. I'm bi.
I like...cute things, Star Trek, homosexuals, technology, MythBusters, Harry Potter, trivia, random information, Latin (the language), and rainbows and unicorns. Seriously. Internet memes make me sparkle. Moot is my dream hubby. TV < YouTube. MysteryGuitarMan makes me a happy kitty.
I like cats, narwhals, wolves, Komodo dragons, and snakes. Also, guns, fire, explosion, fighting, and magic.
I love metal, punk, indie, straightedge, rap, hip hop, R&B, techno, electronica, party music, and pretty much everything except country.
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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
Today, I was on the city bus, and there was a woman and her child sitting behind me. I began to feel tugging on my jacket so I leaned forward, assuming the child was pulling at my jacket. I sat back and felt the tugging again. After a couple of minutes, I heard the mother say "stop chewing on that!" FML
Today, I woke up at a guy's house drunk and soaked in my own pee. I had passed out with all my clothes on. Since I was late for work and didn't have a change of clothes, all I could do was throw my jeans in the dryer. I had to sit all day at work in crusty pee pants. FML
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
Today, I handed my resume in to a cafe that was hiring. I returned home and noticed a voicemail, it was one from the boss for a trial. I eagerly returned the call, showing my enthusiasm. Without thinking, I ended with "ok love you. *GASP* ah, BYE" and quickly hung up. FML
Monday 1 September 2014