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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 April 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 604
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DrainedOfSanity : Your opinion is overrated. So is your package.

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Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27727) - you deserved it (3125)

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