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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About DragonPorn : I would be the Dragonborn, but I love porn too much for that to be true. I am now known as the Dragonporn. It's literally just 2 Legendary Dragons screwing, all day long. Yes, I am a dragon.

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DragonPorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38883) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41963) - you deserved it (4034)

On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59783) - you deserved it (3081)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25940) - you deserved it (7138)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

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