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  • Number of visits : 124
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DragonPorn : I would be the Dragonborn, but I love porn too much for that to be true. I am now known as the Dragonporn. It's literally just 2 Legendary Dragons screwing, all day long. Yes, I am a dragon.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

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DragonPorn's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a packet of papers in the mail by the state suing me for child support. I am 22 and still a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59546) - you deserved it (3066)

On 02/11/2009 at 10:51am - misc - by Distressed (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I sent out my resume to about a dozen jobs on Craigslist. I realized that I hadn't updated it in a while and went to double check it after the fact. My ex at some point had changed my objective to "I'm a cocksucker who needs a job real bad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25753) - you deserved it (7113)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:50am - money - by waitingformyfoodstamps - United States (Pennsylvania)

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