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DragonDude

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 March 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1243
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About DragonDude : I don't bite, (no) promise.

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Visits<b>bigbrown24</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 1:00pm<b>lil_c_03</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:52am<b>scoutwithee</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:54am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 10:29pm<b>robbyq</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:54pm<b>bannannabrainz1</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 11:35pm<b>Tori_belle</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 5:41pm<b>menabella</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 2:26pm<b>mld4657</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 4:51pm<b>iAlissa</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 11:27am<b>Stripes12345</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 2:40am<b>sweetgurl1985</b> - the 10/10/2015 at 10:48pm<b>ohmyrosie</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 6:19pm<b>WellThatWasRude</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 11:58pm<b>Afroman720</b> - the 09/29/2015 at 8:27am<b>addioty</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 1:52am<b>GingerNinja</b> - the 09/14/2015 at 11:52am<b>Joshoa123</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 10:26pm

Fucked!<b>bannannabrainz1</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 5:35am<b>NotNeeded</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 6:06pm<b>looking4funny</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:59am<b>GingerNinja</b> - the 08/10/2015 at 1:20am<b>WellThatWasRude</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 10:58am<b>Michael87Jackson</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:22am<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 6:52am<b>im_a_squid</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>JustMyLuck6666</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:19pm<b>leeleeamber</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 10:15pm<b>belindailene</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:51pm<b>CureForCrazy</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 9:09pm<b>_kyleG_</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 7:18pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 10:21pm<b>lalundsten</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:54am<b>Bazinga_1821</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:22am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:23pm<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 1:35am

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Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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DragonDude's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

by Sleepless / 02/03/2014 at 8:29am / Australia (Queensland) / Health

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

by Elisa_LmR / 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm / France / Miscellaneous

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

by beemove / 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

by IronSkye / 08/29/2013 at 6:55am / Romania (Bucuresti) / Kids

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

by SeeingLlamas / 04/17/2012 at 5:38am / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I met and asked a cute girl out on a date. We decided to meet at a fancy restaurant downtown. When I got there I saw her sitting with what turned out to be her parents. They made a huge scene, calling me a pedophile and a low-life. Apparently, the girl was 16 years old. I'm 25. FML

by lloydLO / 10/23/2009 at 10:23pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, at work, my husband came in and brought me flowers and a card for our anniversary. I opened the card to find a condom. I ran over and closed the door and we immediately got at it in the middle of my office. Halfway through, I realized I have been laying on the intercom button. FML

by Anonymous / 10/08/2009 at 12:32pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

by ilovefootball / 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, my car was in the shop so I borrowed my wife's VW Beetle convertible. It's really embarrassing because it's a girlie car and it's full of little stuffed animals. At a stop light a man asked me if I'd like to borrow one of his testicles because "every man should have at least one." FML

by NoBalls / 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, I texted my crush that I can't come over and invited him over instead. I was so anxious for his reply I took my cell to the washroom with me. Just as I was pulling up my pants I heard something fall into the bowl, I turned around and watched my cell floating in the my own pee, vibrating. FML

by ugh / 04/28/2009 at 5:49pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

by Noname / 03/10/2009 at 11:01am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

by Durrrrrr / 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love