Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DragonDude

Search for a member

DragonDude

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 March 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 203
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DragonDude : Message me, I don't bite. Hard. If you wanna kik, ask me for it.

DragonDude's page activity

Visits<b>johbstonjacob</b> - 4 hours ago<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 8:25pm<b>Amber_Naomy</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 12:22am<b>bambi1989</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 7:06pm<b>samm12099</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:44pm<b>tea_brewer</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:37pm<b>aruam365</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 11:18am<b>foxwasalamb</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:29am<b>meli1195</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 5:10am<b>kelsorg</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 10:56pm<b>spork_of_doom</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 10:49pm<b>useless_reject</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 6:29pm<b>SuperCaroline131</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 3:36pm<b>Nevracceptdefeat</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 1:06pm<b>nyancait</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 10:12am<b>Crusher74</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 7:07am<b>seemetrot</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 1:52am<b>thatchick1405</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 1:54pm

DragonDude's FML badges

The Thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

See all of DragonDude's badges

DragonDude's favorite FMLs

Today, after years of insomnia and going to doctors to help get a regular sleeping pattern, I finally fell asleep without the help of medication, only to dream about being chased by an angry seal and singing to Rihanna with a horse. This is probably why I don't sleep. FML

#21049132
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41020) - you deserved it (3806)

On 02/03/2014 at 8:29am - health - by Sleepless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, like every other day for many years, I have a phobia of bananas. This evening, the phobia came to a head when I had a nightmare in which I was stabbed to death by a gang of walking bananas. FML

#21015899
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41509) - you deserved it (7857) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/03/2014 at 6:28pm - misc - by Elisa_LmR (woman) - France

Today, I took an extra xanax to help with my anxiety, then went to sleep. I guess it was probably too much, because I woke up a few hours later, freaking out and panicking because I was convinced I was a bee trapped in a human body. FML

#21008430
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40229) - you deserved it (9579)

On 12/28/2013 at 4:19pm - health - by beemove (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML

#19482788
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30678) - you deserved it (2593)

On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11604) - you deserved it (70417)

On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a man in my town was arrested for hiding methanphetamine in a hollowed out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retirement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68966) - you deserved it (2890)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
440 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87050) - you deserved it (39746)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #1: Getting there
  • A lot of people will spout off the tired old cliché that the destination isn't as important as the journey itself. Well, what if you're on your way to the Playboy Mansion then?…

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: