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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 7 September 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 11148
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Dracorin : My name is Raelyn. I'm a nursing student at UNR, and i'm working on a minor in Japanese language translation. I'm a very outgoing person, although i am really shy. I like to make new friends and i'm usually up for anything. If you want to know anything special about me, just ask me

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Dracorin's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

#4975904
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52453) - you deserved it (3983)

On 09/01/2009 at 12:48pm - money - by adriana (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, a friend jokingly asked who in my relationship wears the pants. My girlfriend replied, "I'm not sure, but I've got photos to prove I don't wear the skirt." FML

#4754202
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8898) - you deserved it (31886)

On 08/23/2009 at 2:54am - love - by Crossy (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was told I have bipolar disorder. I'm 31. It took so long to diagnose because my mom always figured I was "just a super bitch half the time." FML

#4654835
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41173) - you deserved it (4568)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:40pm - health - by crazychick (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at WalMart, I saw a guy taping a sign that read "Hide and seek world champs!" over the lost children board. I chased him out of the store, then came back to take it down. As I was trying to remove the sign, a huge crowd began cursing at me and threatening me. They thought I'd made the sign. FML

#4651060
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45756) - you deserved it (4522)

On 08/19/2009 at 6:32am - misc - by Dude (man) - United States (California)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (5416)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (5416)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (5416)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (5416)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I felt inspired to create a photo album of myself through the years. As I was organizing the photos of my childhood, I noticed how many my mom was holding me and hugging me in. When she came home from work I jokingly asked, "When did you start hating me?" She replied, "When you were 4". FML

#4460221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40335) - you deserved it (5416)

On 08/11/2009 at 9:43pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I saw this cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty and asked for her number. She replied "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

#4102567
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8630) - you deserved it (110695)

On 07/28/2009 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML

#4073449
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65780) - you deserved it (4299)

On 07/27/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by Anon (woman) - Singapore

Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML

#3669559
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34674) - you deserved it (9989)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by bdiddy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

#2907219
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70708) - you deserved it (13504)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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