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DraconicFeline

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  • Town/Country : Windham, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 4 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2393
  • Number of comments : 92
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Visits<b>Dusty_Cups</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 7:12am<b>Princess_Eevee9</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:39pm<b>decimater</b> - the 07/09/2015 at 3:04pm<b>Octopudding</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 7:45am<b>ssamtastic</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 6:11pm<b>suprisebitch</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 7:24pm<b>imjustbenji</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 11:12am<b>Regretable</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:24pm<b>Paws_Cat</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:36pm<b>ApplePie1994</b> - the 06/07/2015 at 7:57pm<b>bluntapalooza</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 3:58pm<b>foxy_grampa</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 6:56am<b>VulcanDelta</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 11:49am<b>the_fanciest_man</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 8:52pm<b>ranger2867</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 3:12pm<b>MysticAmmu</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 3:38am<b>veganornah</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:08pm<b>glencoco63</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 4:48pm

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DraconicFeline's favorite FMLs

Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML

#21458206
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18490) - you deserved it (9743)

On 08/19/2015 at 9:00pm - misc - by ToddesPizza - United States (Oregon)

Today, a customer came in to the Walmart I cashier at, trying to set me up with her daughter. This isn't the first time she's tried. As she so graciously put it, her daughter "has a thing for the wimpy nerdy types". FML

#21455427
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22782) - you deserved it (2050)

On 08/13/2015 at 12:13am - work - by Highroller_17 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my boyfriend's house for the first time. He soon found out about my sleep-talking habit. I started ranting about "electron shaming" and I apparently passionately support their "sub-atomic lifestyle". Yes, he managed to get it on video. FML

#21439547
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26029) - you deserved it (3008)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by wantmeasandwich (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my District Manager was impressed by all the appointments in my upcoming calendar. Bubbling with pride, I blurted out "Oh, I just love to have all my slots filled!" The awkward silence was only broken by "That's what she said!" from the next cubicle. FML

#21420435
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24623) - you deserved it (4907)

On 06/03/2015 at 9:59pm - work - by officeditz - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend and I somehow got into the conversation of what the weirdest thing we have ever found in food was. She said she found paper in her fortune cookie; she was serious. FML

#21406274
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29613) - you deserved it (2793)

On 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm - misc - by Random737193 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, the cops showed up at our door at 11 pm. Apparently, our neighbours thought I was being abused because they heard high-pitched screaming for 45 minutes straight. Little did they know our 6-month-old baby screams when she's happy. Loudly. FML

Today, I found out why my husband has been coming home from work so late. Turns out he loves to help people. Specifically female people. And by help, I mean sleep with. FML

#21403935
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33515) - you deserved it (2506)

On 05/03/2015 at 1:49pm - intimacy - by I pick em' good - United States

Today, I found out that the nickname my friend has been calling me in Japanese for the past year is the word for "Idiot". FML

#21388350
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26636) - you deserved it (4776)

On 04/05/2015 at 11:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

#21376371
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23422) - you deserved it (15921)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27667) - you deserved it (3302)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

#21327463
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33332) - you deserved it (2647)

On 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41419) - you deserved it (12426)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, my brain decided to go into suicide mode. So far I've managed to open a fridge door into my face, walk balls-first into the corner of a table, and sliced my finger while trying to cut open some thick plastic packaging with scissors. I'll probably be dead by the time this is posted. FML

#21165186
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49954) - you deserved it (5757)

On 06/06/2014 at 5:26pm - health - by FMyBrain (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then heard loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

#21133762
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39146) - you deserved it (20944)

On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)



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