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Dr_Chronic
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, VA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 August 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 1223
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Dr_Chronic : Im a chill persõn

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Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

#901011
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56445) - you deserved it (2292)

On 04/10/2009 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I ordered a pizza over the phone from Pizza Hut. I turned at the store and waited for over 25 minutes. When they saw me sitting there for such a long time, they eventually asked what i was waiting for. I'd called the wrong Pizza Hut. FML

#900061
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8527) - you deserved it (48224)

On 04/10/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a bunch of parties while my parents were out of town. I made sure to clean up absolutely everything, I even vacuumed the stairs. As they pulled up, I noticed all of the trash bags filled with beer cans blocking their way into the garage. FML

#898279
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6908) - you deserved it (70465)

On 04/10/2009 at 6:17am - misc - by blah (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36054) - you deserved it (82606)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

#339773
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107095) - you deserved it (6594)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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