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by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
by nosleeptilpissoff / 03/18/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Minnesota) / Animals
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
by jezebel / 03/17/2011 at 10:43am / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by MacGrouber / 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by sylverster / 03/15/2011 at 8:37am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
by Anonymous / 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML
by Less / 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm / Reserved / Health
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
by milkndstufff / 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Spooked / 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids