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Dr_Adorable

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3737
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37963) - you deserved it (4255)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -

Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML

#15412642
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35933) - you deserved it (3854)

On 03/21/2011 at 6:57am - health - by anti-drugs - United Kingdom

Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML

#15366508
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28942) - you deserved it (5803)

On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML

#15350541
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35815) - you deserved it (3036)

On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML

#15341200
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29443) - you deserved it (4188)

On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14293) - you deserved it (51222)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109064) - you deserved it (6557) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML

#15297334
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6878) - you deserved it (33499)

On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (12140)

On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML

#15229929
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27971) - you deserved it (5972)

On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39875) - you deserved it (3884)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML

#15226621
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37568) - you deserved it (2643)

On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48885) - you deserved it (10069)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

#15221957
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26741) - you deserved it (8044)

On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML

#15221158
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33690) - you deserved it (3139)

On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)



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