About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I have a cat with separation anxiety. By this, I mean whenever I go in another room and shut the door with her outside, she uses her head as a battering ram to try and break down the door. It's fun trying to sleep too. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23351) - you deserved it (4530)
On 03/18/2011 at 11:54am - animals - by nosleeptilpissoff (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I got a call from the office telling me I was fired. When I asked why, my boss explained my mother called and told him I was in a "weak mental state." She thought she was helping me get off for my birthday. Now I have no job. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29458) - you deserved it (2290)
On 03/17/2011 at 10:43am - work - by jezebel (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my bird learned to mimic my fire alarm. It proved it to me at 3 am. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23913) - you deserved it (3278)
On 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm - animals - by MacGrouber (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
I agree, your life sucks (11757) - you deserved it (46272)
Today, my husband bought a horse. We don't own any furniture, but we have a flippin' horse. FML
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On 03/15/2011 at 2:01am - money - by neverthefirst -
Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (89512) - you deserved it (4727) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, eating my weight in breadsticks at Olive Garden and trying to relive my childhood via a pogo stick was not a good combination. My new shoes are now a different color. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5136) - you deserved it (4008)
On 03/13/2011 at 8:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23412) - you deserved it (9493)
On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -
Today, I decided to improve my posture by sitting through all of my classes with my shoulders and back completely straight. Pretty soon I couldn't move my shoulders at all. I had to go to the chiropractor. It turns out that in trying to improve my posture, I misaligned my spine instead. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 2:39pm - health - by Less (woman) - Reserved
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
I agree, your life sucks (33806) - you deserved it (3005)
On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was awoken by my neighbor pounding on my back door at 3 am, only to look outside and see my car engulfed in flames. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (2340)
On 03/07/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by WTF -
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
I agree, your life sucks (42171) - you deserved it (8162)
On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -
Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22151) - you deserved it (7397)
On 03/06/2011 at 8:48pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I went snowboarding and fell backwards, hitting my head on a patch of ice. When I got home, I told my brother I thought I might have a concussion. He told me I should be a man and suck it, swiftly smacking my head, causing me to pass out. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28961) - you deserved it (2778)
On 03/06/2011 at 7:50pm - health - by milkndstufff (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was my sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML
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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
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