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Dr_Adorable

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5972
  • Number of comments : 114
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

#15661688
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36087) - you deserved it (3156)

On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, Amazon didn't deliver the present I bought my mother for Mothering Sunday, so she called me an 'Ungrateful bastard.' And about half an hour ago, I cut my thumb whilst making her lunch. She said, 'You're doing this on purpose so I feel sorry for you. Well I don't.' FML

#15618704
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35209) - you deserved it (3287)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:32am - misc - by Trainspotting - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

#15588696
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48510) - you deserved it (7772)

On 04/01/2011 at 11:55am - misc - by WTF? - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML

#15539670
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48653) - you deserved it (16000)

On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)

Today, I dropped my blackberry, but thanks to the protective gel case that I just purchased for it... it bounced and fell right into a sidewalk drainage sewer. FML

#15531750
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39962) - you deserved it (5023)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:48pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was cooking, and I took a pot of boiling water to the sink to drain. My pot holder slipped, and the boiling water spilled all over my breasts. Second degree boob burns are bad, but losing half a nipple to potato salad is worse. FML

#15526223
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42340) - you deserved it (4296)

On 03/28/2011 at 2:42am - health - by ouchmytits - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML

#15514877
358 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42238) - you deserved it (28731)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm - misc - by rowie1311 (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, I learned, 15 years later, that my puppy from when I was 4, was not taken by Santa because he was in need of a reindeer. My parents took him to the shelter because they thought he was ugly. FML

#15508713
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40445) - you deserved it (4906)

On 03/27/2011 at 2:10am - misc - by leeseyxoxo (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was hiking, and four miles away from my car and civilization, I tripped over a rock into a cactus. I used duct tape, which ripped all the hair off my arms and legs but ignored the spikes. FML

#15493729
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25173) - you deserved it (6373)

On 03/26/2011 at 2:32am - misc - by Broderick (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

#15486650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8839) - you deserved it (54540)

On 03/25/2011 at 7:05pm - misc - by freshman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

#15472026
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50228) - you deserved it (8182)

On 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm - misc - by omg - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML

#15431465
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (5915)

On 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm - misc - by jballer - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am taking a 16 hour flight. Five minutes in, the lady on one side has clipped her toenails onto me and the guy on the other side has the most horrific gas I have ever smelled. To help this problem he bought a cheese plate from the stewardess. 15 hours and 55 minutes to go. FML

#15416169
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37209) - you deserved it (2989)

On 03/21/2011 at 2:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38570) - you deserved it (32130)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML

#15414208
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38215) - you deserved it (4266)

On 03/21/2011 at 11:03am - misc - by Unlovedchild -



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