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Dr_Adorable

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Dr_Adorable

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3172
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML

#16467206
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31321) - you deserved it (4103)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33168) - you deserved it (26218)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

#16411122
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35310) - you deserved it (21441)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of something I said 2 years ago, as a joke. I guess she took a while to get it. FML

#16395878
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41401) - you deserved it (7549)

On 05/29/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Username - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

#16374822
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7606) - you deserved it (70314)

On 05/27/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by nicole - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked into work looking like I had peed myself, all because my husband thought it would be "hilarious" to slam on the brakes while I was drinking hot coffee. FML

#16371411
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29019) - you deserved it (3153)

On 05/27/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36555) - you deserved it (3716)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

#16359645
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34556) - you deserved it (6899)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:03pm - animals - by KittenTime (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53076) - you deserved it (3373)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

#16301651
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49421) - you deserved it (3846)

On 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm - kids - by Adoptee (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39542) - you deserved it (8344)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

#15820031
732 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48765) - you deserved it (6988)

On 04/17/2011 at 10:29am - health - by bumpyroad - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was pretending to be an angry bear while babysitting a 3 year old boy, and an 19 month old girl. I was chasing them around the house having a great time. Just when I bent over to pick up his sister for a diaper change the 3 year old decided it was his turn. He bit me square on the ass. FML

#15811934
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24753) - you deserved it (10209)

On 04/16/2011 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

­Today, my dog decided to fly through the front door like Superman. All 180lbs of her promptly slammed sideways into the wall, putting a dog-sized hole in the plaster. FML

#15726248
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25841) - you deserved it (3445)

On 04/10/2011 at 3:32pm - animals - by a man - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

#15714709
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21332) - you deserved it (36349)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:58pm - animals - by Sid (man) - United States (California)



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