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Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Judgmental
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
I agree, your life sucks (21854) - you deserved it (5015)
On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my mom sold our electronic stuff to pay for hurricane shutters. We live in Chicago. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24817) - you deserved it (1873)
On 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm - money - by knevs - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
I agree, your life sucks (34296) - you deserved it (2635)
On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
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On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
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On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)
Today, I woke up to a burglar holding a gun. He yelled at me to get up so I did. He then paused and laughed. I was sleeping naked. FML
I agree, your life sucks (38096) - you deserved it (4644)
On 06/16/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by mike oxsmall - United States
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
I agree, your life sucks (28733) - you deserved it (7319)
On 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by Seriously (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (26847) - you deserved it (2180)
On 06/15/2011 at 9:37am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Sjelland)
Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6941) - you deserved it (43786)
On 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm - misc - by Savannah (woman) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (31857) - you deserved it (2760)
On 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by ugh - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my apartment burned to the ground. I was packed and ready to move out tomorrow. FML
I agree, your life sucks (46296) - you deserved it (2184)
On 06/12/2011 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (37890) - you deserved it (2764)
On 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm - misc - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML
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On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -
Today, while I was in the shower, my curious cat jumped in. She decided she really doesn't like showers and to avoid getting wet, used my naked body as a makeshift tree. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm - animals - by brittaneejanex - United States
Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)
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