About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.
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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs
Today, I was working the drive-thru at McDonalds, and as I handed out a Diet coke to the customer, the man started growling and yelled "HULK SMASH!" He smashed the cup with two fists and drove off. I was drenched in soda. FML
by Sam / 06/24/2011 at 12:46am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML
by CallMeJesusFreak / 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm / United States (California) / Health
by knevs / 06/22/2011 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Money
by shyshy96679 / 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML
by catherine / 06/17/2011 at 7:32am / United Kingdom (London) / Holidays
by Hank Gummyworm / 06/16/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Michigan) / Work
by mike oxsmall / 06/16/2011 at 1:42am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I was in my family's hotel room taking a dump. The lock to the bathroom was broken so we had made a deal: when the door is closed, someone is using the toilet. The maid didn't know that. She punched me in the face because she claimed I scared her. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 9:37am / Denmark (Sjelland) / Miscellaneous
Today, like every other day this past week at Bonnaroo, I've been placing my belongings in the cubbyhole inside the portapotties as I use. Today, I also learned that those "cubbyholes" are urinals. FML
by Savannah / 06/14/2011 at 8:07pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by ugh / 06/14/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/12/2011 at 2:37am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 06/11/2011 at 8:54pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by mongoosemike / 06/07/2011 at 1:55am / Miscellaneous
by brittaneejanex / 06/02/2011 at 12:06pm / United States / Animals
- Today, I thought an attractive guy was looking at my tits instead of my face, and prepared to act… Today, the subject of penis size came up while my boyfriend and I were chatting. He asked if he was… Today, my boyfriend got off for real for the first time during sex. Apparently, he's been faking it…