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Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML
by MakeItMaaco / 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Transportation
by cocacoola / 07/11/2011 at 10:24am / Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla) / Kids
Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm / United States / Work
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
by Jessica / 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Money
Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML
by Anonymous / 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML
by Jessie / 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML
by WasteOMoney / 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Cowgirl_Up37 / 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by parenting sucks / 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 1:56am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by budbunny13 / 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by wispywee / 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by beekeke45 / 06/25/2011 at 9:39am / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by thatguy / 06/25/2011 at 3:47am / Canada / Miscellaneous
- Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm.… Today, I went to a baseball game with my girlfriend's dad. I got a boner when they sang the anthem,… Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly"…