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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5655
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a Red Tailed Hawk land on my car and spend a few minutes looking at his reflection in the windshield. This was all really neat until I found out he badly scratched my hood with his large talons. FML

#17066735
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25568) - you deserved it (3356)

On 07/11/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by MakeItMaaco (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, the couple downstairs decided they wanted to try a home birth. FML

#17064956
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42089) - you deserved it (3848)

On 07/11/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by cocacoola (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I found out that the landscaping job I started three weeks ago is actually for an illicit business run by a hippie who pissed away the entire payroll to fund his drug habit. He has no way of coughing up the $900 he owes me. I'm broke as hell, and my electricity is now going to get cut off. FML

#17032742
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36519) - you deserved it (4192)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:12pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

#17019380
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35454) - you deserved it (2819)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Jessica - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my friends staged an intervention. I'm not on drugs, I'm not an alcoholic, and I own my own house. My car is paid for and my job pays well. Apparently, I need an intervention because my life is not where they want it to be, which involves me being married with children. FML

#17004757
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37603) - you deserved it (3287)

On 07/06/2011 at 7:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (4104)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my son called me from medical school, asking for a new phone. Why? Because he dropped it in the toilet. How? Trying to videotape his anus while taking a dump. I pay $80,000 a year just to hear he took a dump on his phone. FML

#16966057
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40946) - you deserved it (5809)

On 07/03/2011 at 9:50pm - intimacy - by WasteOMoney - United States (Texas)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10320) - you deserved it (43279)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37005) - you deserved it (5025)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, after weeks, I've finally reached my goal and lost 10 lbs. My sister got jealous about me losing weight, and told my parents and coworkers that I'm anorexic. Hello, intervention. FML

#16931515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34144) - you deserved it (2734)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:56am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML

#16926272
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8977) - you deserved it (58258)

On 06/30/2011 at 7:08pm - health - by budbunny13 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I actually resorted to checking the newspaper obituaries to see where the deceased were employed, just so I can find a job opening. FML

#16922992
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34944) - you deserved it (4814)

On 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30871) - you deserved it (16969)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
279 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18527) - you deserved it (63381)

On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

#16845946
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44372) - you deserved it (2659)

On 06/25/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by thatguy - Canada



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