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Dr_Adorable

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5604
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the eye doctor. For the past three days every time I wear my glasses I become nauseous, get migraines, and have that "fish-eye view" where everything is rounded. Turns out they placed my lenses on the wrong sides. FML

#14694956
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26520) - you deserved it (2720)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:01am - health - by l0stnwundrland - United States

Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML

#14694705
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40868) - you deserved it (2830)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:29am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML

#14694098
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28126) - you deserved it (6056)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by crayons128 - United States

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29205) - you deserved it (7650) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I braved the winter weather conditions to get to a clinic for a prescription anti-diarrhea medication. When I arrived to find it closed, I turned around to walk to my car where I slipped on the ice. The impact made me simultaneously bruise my elbow and shit myself. FML

#14660867
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33988) - you deserved it (3333)

On 01/21/2011 at 10:13am - health - by chelseaface (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I hit a dead deer that had been left in the middle of the road. My car started to make a funny noise and smell, so I pulled over to check it, thinking I blew the tire on some antlers. The deer got stuck in my front wheel, and I'd dragged it more than a mile. And it wasn't actually dead. FML

#14658044
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19034) - you deserved it (41754)

On 01/21/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out how hard a lemon is to the nuts when being hurled by an angry girlfriend for losing at Wii Sports. FML

#14654944
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25224) - you deserved it (4575)

On 01/20/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by neverhavingkids (man) - United States (California)

Today, I let my dogs out, and then realized they didn't have their electric fence collars on. I ran inside to get the collars, then dashed out to put them on my dogs. I ran through the electric fence. The collars were on. FML

#14630933
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8210) - you deserved it (35774)

On 01/18/2011 at 8:49pm - animals - by fml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32910) - you deserved it (5728) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

#14044741
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32888) - you deserved it (3423)

On 12/01/2010 at 3:30am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML

#13962555
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35364) - you deserved it (2836)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:34pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
512 comments

I agree, your life sucks (242069) - you deserved it (82318)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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