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Dr_Adorable

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Dr_AdorableDr_Adorable
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6581
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

#14731547
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30269) - you deserved it (5460)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by Username - Romania (Ilfov)

Today, I was getting a flight home. I'd worn a belt because my skirt was too big. When I walked through security, they asked me to remove my belt. My skirt fell down in front of everyone. FML

#14731232
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (12869)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:48am - misc - by roo - United Kingdom

Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML

#14728347
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40452) - you deserved it (3516)

On 01/27/2011 at 2:17am - love - by dadum (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML

#14727307
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29279) - you deserved it (8161)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by iamlauraheremecry (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was doing my grocery shopping, absent-mindedly wondering if my new diet was working. I got my answer when my panties fell down around my ankles. FML

#14719837
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26999) - you deserved it (7758)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm - misc - by knickersdontfit (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML

#14719810
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44638) - you deserved it (3608)

On 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm - misc - by 123roomielover (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (27063)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML

#14712877
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27940) - you deserved it (3927)

On 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm - misc - by bluediva24 -

Today, I had to tell my boyfriend to stop inviting his mother on our dates. FML

#14710566
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41231) - you deserved it (5129)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm - love - by lovehim (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML

#14708501
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7738) - you deserved it (40230)

On 01/25/2011 at 10:25am - misc - by jroberts -

Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML

#14706670
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23307) - you deserved it (2707)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. FML

#14706011
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39644) - you deserved it (3289)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, was my first day at a new job. I was really pleased with how much positive attention I was getting in a mainly male office. Guess whose shirt was see-through. FML

#14698327
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (34624)

On 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm - work - by oooops (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was backing out of my snowy drive way on my way to work. I thought I hit a lump of snow. I'd run over my white cat. FML

#14698067
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40166) - you deserved it (7704)

On 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I got into a car accident. Why? I was distracted by a floating spec of dust and was pretending I was in space. FML

#14696721
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (63243)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by moxy -



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