About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.
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Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML
by Username / 01/27/2011 at 12:40pm / Romania (Ilfov) / Miscellaneous
by roo / 01/27/2011 at 11:48am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a stranger scream at me that I was a whore and I was trying to steal her boyfriend. She then said my full name, stating my previous hair colour, my recent activities and that her boyfriend had been my year nine dance partner. I officially have a stalker. FML
by dadum / 01/27/2011 at 2:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, my power went out due to a huge snow storm. I was in desperate need of candles and flashlights. I had to walk to the store since the roads were closed. I walked 4 miles in the blizzard. When I got home, the power came back on. FML
by iamlauraheremecry / 01/27/2011 at 12:11am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by knickersdontfit / 01/26/2011 at 12:44pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by 123roomielover / 01/26/2011 at 12:40pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by WronglySad619 / 01/26/2011 at 5:31am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I spent all day preparing a big, elaborate Italian dinner for my boyfriend, who recently discovered he was part Italian. He came home, turned up his nose and said "I was in the mood for Chinese". FML
by bluediva24 / 01/25/2011 at 7:54pm / Miscellaneous
by lovehim / 01/25/2011 at 4:16pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
by jroberts / 01/25/2011 at 10:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2011 at 4:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Randall / 01/25/2011 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
by oooops / 01/24/2011 at 2:18pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/24/2011 at 1:30pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…