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Dr_Adorable

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Dr_Adorable

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3029
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML

#14820384
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37135) - you deserved it (21868)

On 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm - misc - by Username -

Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML

#14806356
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (7873)

On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45669) - you deserved it (4918)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML

#14795725
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27892) - you deserved it (5294)

On 02/01/2011 at 10:40am - work - by Username -

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35789) - you deserved it (4763)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27864) - you deserved it (3596)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, I politely complimented a stranger's excellent posture. She responded by saying "I have a metal rod in my back." FML

#14791942
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24056) - you deserved it (6450)

On 01/31/2011 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was woken up to my family surrounding me with breakfast in bed and sweet 16 balloons. My birthday is in 3 months, and I will be 17. FML

#14790484
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36073) - you deserved it (3680)

On 01/31/2011 at 6:11pm - misc - by ad4 - United States (California)

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9070) - you deserved it (53530)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

#14767473
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22801) - you deserved it (7692)

On 01/30/2011 at 12:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML

#14763055
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11148) - you deserved it (63017)

On 01/29/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by wowimdumb (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48067) - you deserved it (3947) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my brother and father thought it would be a good idea to wake me up by turning on a chainsaw and wearing hockey masks. FML

#14753442
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32974) - you deserved it (4154)

On 01/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by unlucky dudebag - United States (California)

Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML

#14738365
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44802) - you deserved it (5421)

On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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