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Dr_Adorable

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Dr_Adorable

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Dr_AdorableDr_Adorable
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 23 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6594
  • Number of comments : 120
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Dr_Adorable : I like to read while sitting on a pile of skulls.

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Dr_Adorable's favorite FMLs

Today, six years after hurricane Katrina took everything from me, I received a letter in the mail from FEMA telling me that I have to repay them the money I received to replace what was lost. I have 30 days to repay $4,900 or the case will be sent into federal debt collection. FML

#17788058
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47864) - you deserved it (3949)

On 09/20/2011 at 1:53pm - money - by fiendishkitty - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a violent allergic reaction to some bread I ate at a restaurant. How did they apologize? By sending me a free basket of bread. FML

#17782998
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32574) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2011 at 8:21pm - health - by Eli (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
432 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60155) - you deserved it (5933)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41649) - you deserved it (3603)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML

#17778728
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (2889)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

#17773811
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36761) - you deserved it (18328)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses and no ticket. FML

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (3363)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

#17767423
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33864) - you deserved it (8837)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over for distracted driving. Not for cell phone use but for nose picking and inspecting. FML

#17762690
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10901) - you deserved it (39139)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:37am - misc - by jj4320 - United States (California)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42544) - you deserved it (5056)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

#17756574
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23621) - you deserved it (10952)

On 09/16/2011 at 5:38am - misc - by sweatstreaks - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35891) - you deserved it (2126)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, my new roommate moved in. It seems that instead of using toilet paper like a normal human being, she instead opts to use the nearest towel in reach. I found this out when I went to dry off with mine after a shower. FML

#17751654
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35891) - you deserved it (2126)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:43pm - misc - by poop towel - United States (Maryland)

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when the guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached in to his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

#17749628
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33776) - you deserved it (2013)

On 09/15/2011 at 3:36am - work - by Tancred (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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