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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About DrSwaggie : Hi! Name's Ciani. Not really much to say, unless you want a really long boring paragraph bout myself. I do like to make new friends though.

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31379) - you deserved it (6503)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML


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