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DrSwaggie

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DrSwaggie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 7 December 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 286
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DrSwaggie : Hi! Name's Ciani. Not really much to say, unless you want a really long boring paragraph bout myself. I do like to make new friends though.

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Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (6972)

On 11/27/2014 at 10:13am - love - by fart - United States (Michigan)

Today, thanks to a new form of birth control, I've now been having my period non-stop for six weeks. FML

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351 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40147) - you deserved it (4369)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm - health - by theflow (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33480) - you deserved it (4107)

On 06/09/2012 at 2:43pm - love - by hailsatan666 (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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