Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

DrDoofenshmirtz

Search for a member

DrDoofenshmirtz

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 8 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1370
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About DrDoofenshmirtz : Aren't you a little old to be watching Phineas and Ferb?: Yes, yes I am.

DrDoofenshmirtz's page activity

Visits<b>ez24_</b> - the 09/21/2014 at 1:26pm<b>Jreslier</b> - the 08/29/2014 at 6:24am<b>Starfire22</b> - the 12/19/2012 at 9:01am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:42pm<b>omgitspoy</b> - the 08/17/2011 at 3:00pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 06/17/2011 at 11:21pm<b>Futacy</b> - the 04/30/2011 at 1:46pm<b>lacubanajuana</b> - the 01/02/2011 at 5:20pm<b>Zmeilerr</b> - the 12/12/2010 at 5:46pm<b>timethyfx</b> - the 12/12/2010 at 12:27am<b>ally_anonymous</b> - the 11/21/2010 at 1:14am<b>RMC000</b> - the 11/20/2010 at 5:37pm<b>mathman101</b> - the 11/14/2010 at 9:26pm<b>SueEside</b> - the 11/13/2010 at 5:10pm

DrDoofenshmirtz's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

DrDoofenshmirtz's favorite FMLs

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21091) - you deserved it (20239)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML

#8801800
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25472) - you deserved it (2099)

On 03/03/2010 at 4:40pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

#8480132
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6068) - you deserved it (39955)

On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30222) - you deserved it (2298)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked past a group of men at the mall and one of them mooed at me. FML

#7916627
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27371) - you deserved it (6166)

On 02/05/2010 at 9:18pm - misc - by LynnJ (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend had replaced our picture in her locket for a picture of Taylor Lautner shirtless. FML

#7724225
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33121) - you deserved it (5613)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:20pm - love - by Twilightsux (man) - United States

Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, "Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!", since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokémon nerds. FML

#7442333
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34988) - you deserved it (7439)

On 01/19/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by snorlax (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

#7290118
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27824) - you deserved it (3701)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a link about what Pokémon would look like if they had genitals. I'm not quite sure why, but I decided to click it, and at that exact moment, my brother and his friend walked in. They told my mom I was looking at Pokémon porn. I'll never be able to live this down. FML

#7124750
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9153) - you deserved it (22769)

On 01/03/2010 at 11:40am - intimacy - by grounded (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was at work and I had to take a dump. Since I was the only person in the bathroom, I started singing, "I'm taking a poopy-poop poop poop poop." I was not the only person in the bathroom. FML

#7050962
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8112) - you deserved it (57031)

On 12/31/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

#6990469
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26244) - you deserved it (6223)

On 12/28/2009 at 9:00am - love - by For (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML

#6780706
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35067) - you deserved it (4759)

On 12/16/2009 at 6:01pm - misc - by epiiphany (woman) - United States

Today, I got out of the wrong side of the bed. Into a wall. FML

#6475314
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12051) - you deserved it (25094)

On 11/27/2009 at 5:11am - misc - by Nick (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I was reading my students' Halloween stories I made them write for my creative writing class in high school. One of my students wrote about attacking me. She got my street address perfect and everything. FML

#6268890
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38683) - you deserved it (4021)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:17am - kids - by Teaching (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML

#6262427
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9518) - you deserved it (33462)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)



Zach Stafford's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Zach's illustrated FML
  • Everybody's talking about Ebola at the moment. I have trouble keeping up with the latest trends. I'm going to wait until Christmas and see what special offers turn up in the shops, under funky new names…

Friday 17 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: