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DrCammaCazzi
  • Town/Country : Chicago, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 September 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 2:59am - love - by Jules (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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