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  • Birth Date : Sunday 25 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 29786
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

#7732713
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7208) - you deserved it (39904)

On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was stuck sitting at a cafeteria table next to the girl who broke my heart and her boyfriend. I got to overhear the conversation, which included "I want to go to the car" followed by "Me too, but I don't have a condom." FML

#7720142
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30018) - you deserved it (2831)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:35pm - love - by WishesWasDeaf (man) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

#7711889
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16111) - you deserved it (75083)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML

#7708774
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39287) - you deserved it (2607)

On 01/30/2010 at 1:59pm - love - by hahahaha090114 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

#7702902
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38156) - you deserved it (7810)

On 01/30/2010 at 10:17am - love - by GamerGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (St. Helens)

Today, I took my 8 year old nephew to Laser Tag for his birthday party. I reluctantly was forced into playing one game. Apparently, no one explained the rules to one child and instead of 'shooting' me with his laser pointer, he kicked me straight in the balls. FML

#7694418
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26801) - you deserved it (3057)

On 01/30/2010 at 12:40am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML

#7682413
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31730) - you deserved it (6339)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML

#7682210
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37656) - you deserved it (5228)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:02pm - misc - by soonaked (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after having been a vegetarian for 8 years because I'm opposed to cruelty to animals, I lost a bet and had to eat a whole cheeseburger. I loved it. FML

#7666116
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10429) - you deserved it (51805)

On 01/29/2010 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8010) - you deserved it (46575)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that shouting 'arsehole' at a speeding car is not a good idea. Two chavs MIGHT just turn around, drive onto the pavement and push you into a bush. FML

#7640098
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9704) - you deserved it (24710)

On 01/28/2010 at 10:43am - misc - by Daivv (man) - United Kingdom (Somerset)

Today, my boss screamed at me for almost an hour because, apparently, I hurt my coworker's feelings when I stopped speaking to her after finding out that she was sleeping with my boyfriend. FML

Today, my grandpa, a married high school teacher, got arrested for having an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Hearing the news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is he most likely going to jail, but in seven months I will have a new aunt who is eighteen years younger than me. FML

#7594942
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33673) - you deserved it (2024)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50549) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)



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