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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 916
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About Dr0n3 : 25 years old and pretty good at teh pokers. If I corrected or offended you...good.

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Dr0n3's favorite FMLs

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23056) - you deserved it (1694)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32258) - you deserved it (4926)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45820) - you deserved it (8926)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

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