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Dr0n3
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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 90
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dr0n3 : Internet marketer and small business consultant. If you need help with your online presence or you just want your phone to ring message me. Local businesses are my speciality, let me help you grow faster than you ever thought possible!

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Dr0n3's favorite FMLs

Today, my house was robbed while I was at work. The robber left a note telling me my stuff was crappy and that they found my safe under the bed. FML

#21432294
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24403) - you deserved it (1736)

On 06/26/2015 at 12:29pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32500) - you deserved it (4941)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML

#21146408
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48174) - you deserved it (9313)

On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States



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