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About Dr0n3 : 25 years old and pretty good at teh pokers. If I corrected or offended you...good.

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Today, my husband came too soon during sex. He then tried to pretend it didn't happen and continued. He humped me with a half-erect noodle for about seven minutes before I finally called him out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32039) - you deserved it (4914)

On 04/16/2015 at 1:04am - intimacy - by Evra (woman) - United States

Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML


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On 05/20/2014 at 4:08pm - misc - by fuckingdieyouoldhag (woman) - United States

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