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Dougie_Bee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6707
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dougie_Bee : Hey, People of FML,

I guess I'm quite a social person so send me a message, add my snapchat dougie_bee or add my Kik Dougie_Bee
If we have something in common let's talk :)

Things I like:
» Music: Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Arctic Monkeys, Kanye West, The Smiths, Major Lazer
» Films: Most Marvel films, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Wolf Of Wall Street, Pulp Fiction
» TV: House Of Cards, Forever, Friends, Community, Perception, Luther
» Sports: Rugby, Basketball, Football (or soccer for the uninitiated!)

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Dougie_Bee's favorite FMLs

Today, driving to work, I stop to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honks their horn, so I decide to drive slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pull into the car park and notice the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

#21450445
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14651) - you deserved it (4316)

On 08/01/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Hellasboy (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

#21448527
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23016) - you deserved it (1998)

On 07/28/2015 at 11:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25266) - you deserved it (1876)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25249) - you deserved it (1427)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to put a lasagna in the oven for dinner. I was greeted by a revolting scent of a chicken-soup and biscuits boxed dinner. The fridge apparently was too full for my brother to put it away inside, so he covered it up and forgot about it in the oven. We made that dinner two weeks ago. FML.

#21447669
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20341) - you deserved it (1810)

On 07/26/2015 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was on a date, and I tried breaking the ice by telling him my best joke. He laughed hysterically for a good 10 seconds, started beating the table with his fist, then suddenly went deadpan and said "No, seriously, you're a moron. Screw this date." FML

#21446581
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26565) - you deserved it (2741)

On 07/24/2015 at 2:54pm - misc - by HAIL SITHIS (woman) - United States

Today, when I woke up, my dog excitedly came up to me and licked my face. A few minutes later, I find out he had thrown up twice before he licked my face. FML

#21446038
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20915) - you deserved it (2692)

On 07/23/2015 at 2:28pm - animals - by killjoyx - United States (Virginia)

Today, my mom told me that she heard me and my best friend in my room grunting and talking about how hard we were. She said she loved me and accepted me no matter what. Thanks mom, but we were working out. FML

#21445547
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24256) - you deserved it (4892)

On 07/22/2015 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I wanted to text my girlfriend but lately we'd been at a loss for things to talk about. I thought, "Come on, she's your girlfriend, what's the worst that could happen." One hour and twenty two minutes later, I was single. FML

#21444850
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25284) - you deserved it (2868)

On 07/21/2015 at 2:15am - love - by UnfortunatelySingle (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the AC broke at work. I work in a hotel and every single guest asked me if I knew how hot it was in the lobby. It was 96 degrees for 7 hours. I definitely knew. FML

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

#21444253
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (3261)

On 07/19/2015 at 11:02pm - health - by Bleach dat Blood (woman) -

Today, I had lunch with an old friend I've had a crush on for years. We're both single, so I figured it to be kind of like a date. Until he started talking about how he told his brother last night that we would never be a thing. FML

#21444043
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22088) - you deserved it (2254)

On 07/19/2015 at 2:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was talking to my friend, who was telling me he's having suicidal thoughts lately. He then said he'd be back in a few minutes. Nearly an hour passed. I panicked, thinking he'd offed himself. Several minutes after I called the emergency services, he messaged me, saying "K, back." FML

#21443864
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25671) - you deserved it (2745)

On 07/19/2015 at 2:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML

#21443781
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25649) - you deserved it (1826)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:29pm - intimacy - by padthaimeanoose - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my son was planning on going clubbing. I disapproved, but no matter what I say he never listens, so I simply offered him some condoms so he doesn't end up knocking anyone up. He just said, "Nah, dad. Get 'em drunk enough and it's anal all the way." FML

#21443327
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28703) - you deserved it (4490)

On 07/18/2015 at 1:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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