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Dougie_Bee
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 April 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5670
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Dougie_Bee : Hey, People of FML,

I guess I'm quite a social person so send me a message or add my snapchat dougie_bee
If we have something in common let's talk :)

Things I like:
» Music: Childish Gambino, Kendrick Lamar, Arctic Monkeys, Kanye West, The Smiths, Major Lazer
» Films: Most Marvel films, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Wolf Of Wall Street, Pulp Fiction
» TV: House Of Cards, Forever, Friends, Community, Perception
» Sports: Rugby, Basketball, Football (or soccer for the unenlightened!)

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Dougie_Bee's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into my boss' office to ask for a raise, and walked out unemployed. FML

#21414059
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7422) - you deserved it (1013)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:44pm - work - by zheiraT - United States (Maine)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16886) - you deserved it (1921)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, and for the past couple of days, my girlfriend's father has been trying to help me think of a way to propose. I decided to rehearse first, and that's how my girlfriend walked in on me "proposing" to her dad. FML

#21413982
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15958) - you deserved it (1541)

On 05/22/2015 at 12:08pm - love - by SuchaDisapointment - United States

Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML

#21413979
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13256) - you deserved it (1516)

On 05/22/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by xolaurennnn - United States

Today, I missed my bus. But it didn't miss me. I've been in the hospital for 8 hours with a broken leg. FML

#21413750
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20323) - you deserved it (1421)

On 05/21/2015 at 9:55pm - money - by FrickingBusDrivers (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I received 46 emails from co-workers who were using reply-all to tell everyone else not to use reply-all. FML

#21413067
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19877) - you deserved it (1481)

On 05/20/2015 at 2:47pm - work - by farf -

Today, my grandmother yelled at me for driving erratically. I was "driving" in a video game. FML

Today, while we were at a work party, I noticed a drunk lady in the mix. I pointed out to my boss how dumb she looked. It was his daughter. FML

#21412921
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23029) - you deserved it (10871)

On 05/20/2015 at 8:03am - work - by boss_daughter - United States

Today, I spent half-an-hour trapped inside my dog's crate. The door locked behind me as I squeezed myself inside to stroke her. After bellowing at my family in the garden for what felt like an eternity, they came through just to laugh and take pictures. FML

#21412642
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21256) - you deserved it (7333)

On 05/19/2015 at 4:58pm - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Scottish Borders, The)

Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML

#21412477
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24367) - you deserved it (8740)

On 05/19/2015 at 10:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, one of my idiot co-workers thought it'd be hilarious to "fix" my car while I was working. Now every time I step on the brake pedal, the horn goes off. FML

#21412007
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26262) - you deserved it (2174)

On 05/18/2015 at 2:41pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML

#21411735
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24948) - you deserved it (3755)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:54pm - intimacy - by fuckingdonuts - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

#21411404
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22554) - you deserved it (5986)

On 05/17/2015 at 10:05am - health - by no more flips - United States (Ohio)

Today, after getting my dream job and quitting old one, I was told my position is strictly "experimental" and will only last 2 months. FML

#21411308
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28094) - you deserved it (3080)

On 05/17/2015 at 2:31am - work - by fuckkkkk - United States (California)

Today, I went to a domestic violence counseling group. I was the only male there, and I explained that my girlfriend punches me in the face in front of my kids. Everyone started laughing. FML



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