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Doritozilla

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DoritozillaDoritozilla
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1917
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Doritozilla : Hello! Welcome to my profile! Just know that I am a person who is quite quiet, and I am quite random. Message me if you would like! Have a Fantastic, amazing, great day!

Doritozilla's page activity

Visits<b>FalloutScrolls</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 9:50am<b>bigirlsrockoxox</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Silvermaye</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:30pm<b>lulumars</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 7:10am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:35am<b>NicoTaylor1005</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:40am<b>TommysGirl0526</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:48am<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 5:42am<b>gkmd98</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 3:14pm<b>Arieslink</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 10:01pm<b>Tiaxlnr</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:48pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:49pm<b>lkah</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 8:45am<b>aha_awkward_</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 12:12am<b>shanewh40</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 3:12pm<b>crayon_chomper</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 5:17am<b>Tripartita</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 10:58pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 12:02pm

Fucked!<b>Michelle1121</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 3:18am<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 12:48am<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 6:02pm<b>18emikot</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 3:29am<b>Mons</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 4:51am<b>OhShitMyPeriod</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 12:13am<b>Idekanymore123</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 3:51pm<b>sam_AHS</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:58am<b>maria95aa</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:58am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 3:06am<b>kaiboi702</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 11:24am<b>davered89</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:17am<b>JulietVoltora</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:47pm<b>rareawesomeness</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 8:51am<b>sarahyep</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 3:25pm<b>delilablue95</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 1:47am<b>katie_xoxo3</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 12:55am<b>snarkytruth</b> - the 04/13/2015 at 8:19am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Doritozilla's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

#20965814
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46869) - you deserved it (3216)

On 11/21/2013 at 12:52pm - animals - by thatsnotacat - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was jogging on my farm when I discovered a cave. Unfortunately for me, I discovered said cave by tripping and falling into it where there was still a 10ft drop to the bottom. FML

Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML

#20933932
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46405) - you deserved it (6933)

On 10/25/2013 at 9:50pm - animals - by kiwibox - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my dad got me a GPS for my birthday. I appreciate the sentiment, but I don't have a permit or a car. FML

#20910835
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41972) - you deserved it (3583)

On 10/07/2013 at 11:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, a co-worker described, in vivid detail in the middle of the office, how he dribbles after peeing, and often has a burning sensation. FML

Today, my car broke down. My dad insisted he could fix it, but screwed up in the process. After finally getting the car towed to a mechanic, I was told that I'd only needed a new water pump, but thanks to the damage my dad did, fixing it all will cost me a small fortune. FML

#20870135
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42225) - you deserved it (3623)

On 09/06/2013 at 12:10pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my dog died. In the same kitchen corner that two of my other dogs have died. I have a "Corner Of Death" in my kitchen. FML

#20833377
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57729) - you deserved it (3643)

On 08/12/2013 at 4:17am - animals - by The Corner Of Death (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML

#20822322
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46652) - you deserved it (6550)

On 08/05/2013 at 4:21pm - animals - by traumatizedforlife (woman) - United States

Today, I realised that I can tell my 6 cats apart by the sound of their paws on the carpet. I think I need friends. FML

#20803453
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47908) - you deserved it (9380)

On 07/25/2013 at 8:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of my door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

#20777975
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57165) - you deserved it (6604)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by Suomynona (man) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I had a dream about marrying Hitler. I've had this same dream three times now. My subconscious is starting to scare me. FML

#20766565
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49177) - you deserved it (5074)

On 07/06/2013 at 3:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

#20740333
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80928) - you deserved it (18357)

On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I walked in on my grandma playing with herself. Every time I close my eyes, I see things that no mortal was ever meant to see. FML

#20739366
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73880) - you deserved it (7026)

On 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm - intimacy - by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I started my new job as a cashier for a drugstore. As I scanned some children's medicine for a family, I gave the girl a tissue because her nose was running. Later, my boss sat me down and told me there had been a complaint about a "female pedo-employee". I'm the only woman working there. FML

#20732082
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44059) - you deserved it (2656)

On 06/17/2013 at 8:27pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML

#20729503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52509) - you deserved it (3041)

On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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