About Doribella98 : I am an artsy person, gamer girl, trekkie, Harry Potter-Lord of the RIngs-Percy Jackson-Hunger Games lover, and am Croatian. I love to read and play video games in my free time and watch tv shows like The Walking Dead, Avatar:The Last Airbender, American Horror Story, Bones, Degrassi, and The Fosters. My favorite video games are all of the Uncharted (FREAKING LOVE IT), Skyrim, Pokemon, Zelda, LittleBigPlanet, and more. I am shy person but once I warm up to people, I break out of my shell.
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Doribella98's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/12/2009 at 5:19pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was eating a croissant. After eating half of it and about to take another bite, a spider crawled out of one of the holes of flaky deliciousness and descended down a thread of web to the table, where it scuddled away. There was a whole family of them living in there. FML
by homedoggieo / 07/14/2009 at 7:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Animals
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I paid $60 for a haircut from a professional stylist, only to walk out looking like Spock from Star Trek. The worst part was the stylist asked me, "Hey, are you going to see that new Star Trek movie?" and tried to talk me into watching it. Now, wherever I go, people are giving me the 'live long and prosper' sign. FML
by Anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 2:21am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by fartmaster / 04/22/2009 at 3:10pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a frat band party dancing with my girl when I felt some liquid on my arm. Normally, I'll lick spilled drinks off my arms and being slightly intoxicated, I did. Then I realized it was chunky. The girl dancing next to us had puked everywhere and I licked her vomit off my arm. FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2009 at 6:42am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going through my old MSN conversations. I then realized that when I first got MSN, I didn't know that messages you sent after people went offline would be delivered to them when they signed in. I used to type 'I love you' to my crush after every time he went offline. FML
by WeezysBaby / 03/28/2009 at 6:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I repaired a boiler for a wealthy guy in a big house. While there, I fixed a leaking tap for free. When I went to go, the man slipped something into my shirt pocket and said "have a drink on me." When I got to my truck, I discovered that he'd given me a tea bag. FML
by toast / 03/25/2009 at 12:33pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Work
Today, I was walking my son to school. After yelling at him for not looking where he's walking, I grabbed his hand and pulled him closer to me. Not paying attention, I walked him right into a light pole. FML
by EOJ / 02/10/2009 at 12:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by pretty princess / 02/01/2009 at 3:55am / United States (Georgia) / Animals
Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML
by Noname / 01/30/2009 at 1:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals