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Dopehead666

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Dopehead666

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 16289
  • Number of comments : 84
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dopehead666 : Kristina Dopeify.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin (1939 - )

One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.
(Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

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Dopehead666's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
445 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64820) - you deserved it (6761)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44427) - you deserved it (3136)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I had to give a reference for a former employee. I tried to say he was always willing to give us a hand on the job. Instead, I said he was always willing to give us hand-jobs. FML

#16448858
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16545) - you deserved it (27951)

On 06/01/2011 at 8:35am - intimacy - by Username - Canada

Today, I saw my dad chugging a beer in the garage. Why is that so bad? He was hosting an AA meeting in the basement. FML

#16150933
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29402) - you deserved it (2491)

On 05/12/2011 at 10:19pm - health - by Eric -

Today, the only person who wished me a happy birthday is the policeman who checked my identity card for being "suspiciously gangster-like". FML

#15976359
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36180) - you deserved it (5471)

On 04/29/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Jims (man) - Singapore

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39356) - you deserved it (24323)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom and I were escorted out of the KFC because my mom tried to mug and pick a fight with another customer. FML

#14854535
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28843) - you deserved it (3517)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:28pm - misc - by lifesux - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (35438)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (35438)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML

#14415862
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8786) - you deserved it (35438)

On 12/31/2010 at 11:05pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44657) - you deserved it (5695)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, I don't know anyone in the city where I just moved. I felt really lonely so I picked up my cat to try and cuddle with her. She freaked out and ripped my face apart. She ran then away to go play with the cats outside. Even my cat has more friends than me. FML

#14138227
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28826) - you deserved it (4673)

On 12/09/2010 at 12:33am - love - by owew -

Today, I went to use the public restroom. As I saw the toilet paper was out, I could see there was some hanging down from the other stall. As I went to grab it, I felt a hand grab mine and a voice ask seductively, "what were you reaching for?" FML

#13940137
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28194) - you deserved it (9249)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:18pm - misc - by reesemaster (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was talking to my crush on MSN. She was telling me how her friend had passed away recently. I had two chats open and accidentally replied, "That's hilarious." FML

#12887848
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17345) - you deserved it (35917)

On 09/03/2010 at 4:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend finally got a job. As a clown. FML

#12304644
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30252) - you deserved it (8397)

On 08/04/2010 at 4:28am - work - by Ploeboi (woman) - United States (Washington)



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