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Doortje
  • Town/Country : Tilburg, The Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 15800
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4497) - you deserved it (36260)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4497) - you deserved it (36260)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26530) - you deserved it (2383)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (2065)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22167) - you deserved it (2065)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version



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