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Doortje

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Doortje

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 26914
  • Number of comments : 1885
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Doortje : Best cupcake ever.

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Doortje's favorite FMLs

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6497) - you deserved it (46028)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML

#1986
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6497) - you deserved it (46028)

On 01/21/2009 at 5:03am - work - by Wititipwitpwit - Sent from mobile version

Today, I saw a friend in the street but he didn't see me, so as a joke I decided to ring him. He took his mobile out of his pocket, sighed and didn't pick up. FML

#1016
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35204) - you deserved it (3244)

On 01/12/2009 at 9:47pm - misc - by patty - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version

Today, it's my one year anniversary with my husband. I put on a sexy outfit, red dress and slinky underwear, and waited for him to get home. He walked in the door and asked me with a quizzical look if I was going out tonight. FML

#348
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32386) - you deserved it (3267)

On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by Ciabatta - Sent from mobile version



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