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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 33604
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Doorhandle57 : I like to browse Ikea and frolick in fields. Also, I'm a vegetarian and love photography and swimming in the ocean. I was born on earth Day...how special.

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Today... Mah Boss Asked Me To Pick Up Some Supplies For A Presentation. I Entered The Store In The Middle Of An Armed Robbery... Was Knocked To The Floor... And Had Mah Cash... Phone And Credit Cards Stolen. When I Told Mah Boss The Story... She Said... "So Were U Able To Get The Binder Clips?" FML

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On 05/06/2009 at 12:52am - work - by Jay (man) - United States (Missouri)

yastarday I want to donata blood for tha frst tima . Whan thay stuck tha naadla in mah arm , I had a panic attack and baggad that thay taka it out . Tha woman halping ma told ma sha'd taka it out in a momant and laft . It was than that tha Rad Cross stola a pint of mah blood whila I had a panic attack . FML

#1674851
221 comments

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On 05/05/2009 at 8:22pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes an a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows an blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. big fat FML

#1602310
121 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, it's my wedding day. It was meant to be perfect. The bouquet, along with a high pollen count, set my hay fever off. I walked down the aisle in front of 200 people with streaming eyes an a runny nose; I then had a sneezing fit during my vows an blew a large snot bubble. Real attractive. big fat FML

#1602310
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62458) - you deserved it (7113)

On 05/03/2009 at 6:16pm - health - by Cherub (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

#1550190
362 comments

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On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I was eating a hamburger on the streethen a pigeon cummed down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning , half of mah burger was gone , and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

#1216393
122 comments

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On 04/22/2009 at 6:40am - animals - by fencernick (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

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On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
526 comments

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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

#56665
512 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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