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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 33605
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Doorhandle57 : I like to browse Ikea and frolick in fields. Also, I'm a vegetarian and love photography and swimming in the ocean. I was born on earth Day...how special.

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Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57511) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I learnd my 40 year old father is marrying a grl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML

#3264690
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66523) - you deserved it (2923)

On 06/27/2009 at 1:32am - misc - by OfCourse (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today I was at Disneyland wit some of my friends. Wile eating lunc we watced a small cild get frigtened by te person dressed as Mickey Mouse. We all burst out lauging only to be jumped by Cip and Dale. Apparently I scream louder tan te little kid. FML

#3260741
50 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by FailureAtLife121 (woman) - United States (California)

2day I got my wisdom teeth out!! My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashd potatoes!! Apparently, my body disagred with the doctor, because I threw up!! Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth!! It went through my nose instead!! I literally blew chunks!! FML

Yesterday... I tried to keep a drunk girl from driving by holding her keys... she had a spare set in her purse. She hit me with her carhen I was walking home. FML

#3252753
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58113) - you deserved it (3079)

On 06/26/2009 at 7:36pm - misc - by Chedder (man) - United States (Florida)

Today , My 5 year old sister informed me she had left me a present in my bed. She had tied a ribbon around a dead rat's neck and propped it up on my pillow. The label says his name was Bert. FML

#3237157
111 comments

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On 06/26/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by toothfairy (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

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On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I rode mah bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal fir turning left. A car passing the opposite way veerd towards me and attemptd to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over mah body and mah bike is in two pieces. FML

#2925389
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81060) - you deserved it (5552)

On 06/15/2009 at 10:13pm - misc - by Shaun (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I Had A Horrible Day At Work, Came Home Early And Burst Into Tears As Soon As I Was In The Door. I Curled Up On The Sofa, Still Bawling, And Mah Cat Came Over And Jumped Up For A Cuddle. I Gave Her A Hug And She Threw Up Down Mah Back. FML

#2912753
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45905) - you deserved it (4277)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:11pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was bieng pulled into a pool by mah girlfriend . To avoid ruining mah phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me . I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it . FML

#2912721
107 comments

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On 06/15/2009 at 2:10pm - misc - by WetPhone (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event 4 special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume an greet the kids. One kid cummd up an said "You're not real!" an kickd me in the nuts. FML

#2854895
125 comments

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On 06/13/2009 at 10:42am - kids - by Hackmanjones (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I went on a date with mah boyfriend . Suddenly he start speaking gibberish . I ask what's wrong? He says , "I was just talking to mah unicorn . He says you're pretty," and winks at me . What have we lerened today? The person I lyk is a freak , and apparently unicorn are real . FML

#2829311
397 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by unicorn (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at mah job at an old folks home, an I was cleaning off a tablehen one old lady looks up at me an says "I've been a dirty dirty girl" in a seductive tone, I thought she meant about the table so I said "yes u have" then she winked at me, I walked away fast. mega FML

#2824083
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46027) - you deserved it (8887)

On 06/12/2009 at 3:53am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

#2821458
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)



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