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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 April 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 33603
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Doorhandle57 : I like to browse Ikea and frolick in fields. Also, I'm a vegetarian and love photography and swimming in the ocean. I was born on earth Day...how special.

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Today , I was driving my little sister to school!! She really didn't wanna go an was throwing a tantrum in the car!! When we stopped at a red light , my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver!! She rolled down her window an screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by looool a murderer!" FML

#4644829
127 comments

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On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was at the laundromat doing mah clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak mah sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML

#4632889
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8873) - you deserved it (66025)

On 08/18/2009 at 4:52pm - misc - by Laundrylady (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49266) - you deserved it (8687)

On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a papar cut wila opaning ma box of Band-Aids. FML

#4566458
148 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 3:05am - health - by irony (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients cummd up to me and complaind about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, calld her out, and politely told her that she was not allowd in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year old boy. FML

#4478498
191 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 4:13pm - misc - by auslander (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

2day I got stung by a bee . On mah eyelid . I'm allergic so it's swollen up so much, I can't even open mah eye . Tomorrow is the frst day of a new prestigious school . I either have to go to school wearing an eye-patch or walk around looking like a monster . FML

#4478482
237 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 4:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Kobenhavn)

Today... mah friend had ditchd me for a party I hadn't been invitd to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in mah house was the mosquito I nicknamd Frd. I likd to watch Frd fly around and try to suck mah blood. 20 minute later... I found Frd's dead body. I was actually sad. FML

#4158002
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57484) - you deserved it (17245)

On 07/30/2009 at 10:43am - animals - by dumbo (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today... Mah Two Year Old Daughter Did Not Want To Leave The Toy Store... When I Picked Her Up She Started Screaming At The Top Of Her Lungs... "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

#4156027
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55644) - you deserved it (3328)

On 07/30/2009 at 7:34am - kids - by Herdad (man) - United States (Virginia) - moderated by the Jackass crew

Today, a man held a door open fir mehile I fishd my umbrella out of my very clutterd bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turnd to thank him fir bieng such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedgd itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

#4001107
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42664) - you deserved it (5454)

On 07/24/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by umbrella (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, the boss returned from vacation!! While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas!! Even after rinsing it we looool still have lime flavored water!! Needles to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior!!

#3958127
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7834) - you deserved it (47345)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm - work - by shayes9 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home to fine my dad crying. Turns out my parents r getting divorced because my mom had an affair. With a teacher at my school. A female teacher. And the school isn't going to fire her because she's a good teacher. Every day at school I'm going to have to see her. FML

#3949695
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72745) - you deserved it (3513)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:43am - love - by mylifereallyISeffed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

today I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friendshen my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if u sprinklehen u tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

#3949576
153 comments

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On 07/22/2009 at 5:48am - misc - by Mortified (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

I babysat the most annoying and obnoxious kids for almost eight hours,hen the parents assured me that they would only be gone about three or so hours. After constant calling and worrying, they finally showed up at 11:30, completely drunk. The mother paid me with three dollars and a banana. FML

#3935872
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58104) - you deserved it (3260)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:17pm - kids - by GabsAlot829 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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