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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 291
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Door_Productions : Too many people have used the word "vie" to act smart recently, it gets on my nerves.

If you call anyone ignorant I will hit you over the head with a shovel >:( All shovel horseplay aside, I'm usually pretty calm and laid back. Most people get mad at me on the Internet no matter what I say so I try not to say much. If you want to talk my kik is Door_Productions. (No I do not produce doors)

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Liked!<b>ThatTennisKid14</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 5:37pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:47am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:07pm<b>Miss_Attitude96</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 4:08am

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Today, the Salvation Army stationed one of their obnoxious bell-ringers in the mall right outside my store. My employees and I can wave goodbye to any form of sanity for the next month. FML


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On 11/23/2014 at 5:03am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Kilkenny)

Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML


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On 11/08/2014 at 2:36am - love - by sickyandiknowit - United States (Oregon)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

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