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About Door_Productions : If you call anyone ignorant I will hit you over the head with a shovel >:(
All shovel horseplay aside, I'm usually pretty laid back and stuff. I like uhhhh a ton of stuff but I can't quite think of anything at the moment, I also hate a lot of things too! :D I usually only go on here if I've had a bad day to lighten my mood, so if you want to talk my kik is Door_Productions. (No I do not produce doors!)

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