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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 323
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Door_Productions : I think we should be able to down vote the authors of FMLs and FML staff in the comments section. There's one staff member in particular who says some pretty dumb stuff.

If you call anyone ignorant I will hit you over the head with a shovel >:( All shovel horseplay aside, I'm usually pretty calm and laid back. Most people get mad at me on the Internet no matter what I say so I try not to say much. Above I generally put something that bothers me and I try to change it every week or two. If you want to talk my kik is Door_Productions. (No I do not produce doors)

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Liked!<b>ThatTennisKid14</b> - the 11/23/2014 at 5:37pm<b>TheNiceOne</b> - the 10/24/2014 at 3:47am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 11:07pm<b>Miss_Attitude96</b> - the 10/08/2014 at 4:08am

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