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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 206
  • Number of comments : 50
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Door_Productions : If you call anyone ignorant I will hit you over the head with a shovel >:(
All shovel horseplay aside, I'm usually pretty laid back and stuff. I like a ton of stuff but I can't quite think of anything at the moment, I also hate a lot of things too :D Most people get mad at me on the Internet no matter what I say so I try not to say much. If you want to talk my kik is Door_Productions. (No I do not produce doors)

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Today, I have to make a decision. I either drive my dad around during the day so he can drink, or I let him drink and drive so I can focus on studying for my exams. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33491) - you deserved it (2493)

On 10/18/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by problems - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML


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On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

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