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  • Town/Country : Austin, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 October 1974 (41 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 862
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Donutposse : Hello creepers. I know that my rugged Lego hands look like they were just made to clutch at your sensitive parts and drive you to pure ecstasy, but this is not a dating site so please don't send me messages saying "i liek ur hands we should chat hmu lol ;)"

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Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML


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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was accused of shooting drugs at work. I was only feeding a baby bird that was tucked into my arm using a medicine syringe. I've been smuggling it to work because it has to eat every 2 hours or it will starve. Now everyone there thinks I'm a hardcore dope fiend. FML


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On 06/27/2013 at 7:56pm - animals - by Gribby - United States (Missouri)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML


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On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I met my father for the first time since I was a baby. The first comment out of his mouth was, "I bet all the boys love those motherfucking bazongas, don't they?" Hi, Dad. FML


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On 12/30/2010 at 2:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML


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On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML


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On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML


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On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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