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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 July 1992 (22 years)
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About DontModMeDammit : Jiu jitsu, computer science, and anything else you can think of.

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Today, I was struggling to cycle up a steep hill. A guy heading past me on a scooter said I'd lost something. I stopped and looked back. Seeing nothing, I asked him what I lost. He replied, "Your momentum!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30544) - you deserved it (5188) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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