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About DontClickOnMe : You clicked on me. Oh my my my, are you gonna regret that. I guess your curiosity was just too much to handle, huh?

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DontClickOnMe's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

#19557308
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27537) - you deserved it (3038)

On 05/01/2012 at 7:02am - intimacy - by epicsquishii (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42214) - you deserved it (9154)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39984) - you deserved it (2780)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML

#18553148
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24347) - you deserved it (2906)

On 12/19/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by This girl (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

#18329245
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42582) - you deserved it (2929)

On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27279) - you deserved it (8024)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML

#18008863
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6831) - you deserved it (47961)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, working as a nurse, I asked a 61-year-old patient if he did any physical activity. His reply was, "Well, I do masturbate a lot". He then went on to describe the various techniques he uses. FML

#17643019
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31679) - you deserved it (3761)

On 09/02/2011 at 8:47am - intimacy - by rochellamaya - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

#17142025
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31777) - you deserved it (2973)

On 07/16/2011 at 10:46pm - work - by sandwichmaker - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML

#16718637
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28972) - you deserved it (9419)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51588) - you deserved it (7475)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML

#16430117
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (5202)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by loner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36988) - you deserved it (6063)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52105) - you deserved it (3830)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14426) - you deserved it (36878) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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