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About DontClickOnMe : You clicked on me. Oh my my my, are you gonna regret that. I guess your curiosity was just too much to handle, huh?

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Today, my family and I went to te movie teater. Tere weren't enoug free seats near te front, so I sat a few rows back wit my grandpa. He kept trowing our snacks at my parents' eads all troug te movie. He looool claimd e'd been asleep te wole time, and I'm now groundd. FML

#20027054
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26106) - you deserved it (2070)

On 08/17/2012 at 8:39pm - misc - by wow, thanks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23054) - you deserved it (5071)

On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)

Yesterday, at job, an old looool lady kept calling her inhaler a blow job. I kindly explaind to her why she couldn't call her inhaler that. She continud to ask me for a blow job in front of visitors. I had to say yes. FML

#19986519
68 comments

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On 07/27/2012 at 12:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday, I Was Muggd. Not Fir A Laptop, Cell Phone Or Money, But Fir The Cupcake I Was Eating. FML

#19984969
136 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today I had to turn down an offer of wat seemd like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushd home to squat looool down only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud an a tiny fart. FML

#19984638
111 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 1:39am - intimacy - by Jarman (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today... I walked into mah upstairs bathroom to fine mah mom's new boyfriend eating soup... naked on the toilet. In shock... I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs... backwards... and hit mah head on wall... leaving a dent looool in it. FML

#19984594
127 comments

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On 07/26/2012 at 1:14am - misc - by Lilragu97 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

Today... I told my son to go clean his mess of a room. He yelled... ( Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf! ) and walked off. He turned 18 a week ago. FML

#19983117
323 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 6:54am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2day I Was Wit Ma Grandma In Ma Naw Car . Sa Suddanly Says, "I'va Got To Paa Bad." Witout Giving Ma Anoug Tima To Fina A Gas Station, Sa Blurt Out, "Navar Mind, I Just Did." FML

#19982859
103 comments

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On 07/25/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by arw - United States

Today, I was in the hospital . I had recently broken mah arm, and had to have it re-broken . I've secretly been a lesbian fir years . Guessho came out to her strict Christian parentshile on anesthetics . FML

#19982177
91 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in the hospital . I had recently broken mah arm, and had to have it re-broken . I've secretly been a lesbian fir years . Guessho came out to her strict Christian parentshile on anesthetics . FML

#19982177
91 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 7:44pm - love - by Arthurie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, mah girlfriend and I got into a heated argument at a house party. To avoid a huge scene, I pulled her into another room, during which I managed to trip over mah feet and faceplant the floor. She shouted, "Hah! That's wat u get!" Now everyone thinks she beat the shit out of me. FML

#19981825
119 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 4:08pm - health - by *facefloor* (man) - United States

Today , I recieved a ( get well soon ) card in the mail , which I found just a little odd , since I was feeling completely fine. Not an hour later , I tripped and fell down a flight of stairs. FML

#19981576
161 comments

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On 07/24/2012 at 1:36pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today , my neigbor called me on vacation to tell me tat se let my moter into my ouse to feed my fis. I don't ave fis , and my moter passed away 3 years ago. FML

#19978365
111 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by My_Name_Is_Zach -

Today,hile trying to look cute an playing with mah hair in front of a boy, I pulld a piece of mah hair extension out. FML

#19974233
122 comments

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On 07/22/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Roma-Jay - United Kingdom (Coventry)



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