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Today, I walked outside to this guy attempting to steal my bike. When I asked him what he was doing he calmly replied, "I'm a bike inspector. You hooked your chain all wrong! This time is a warning; next time it'll be a ticket!" He then threw his full, opened Pepsi can at me. FML
by Chelsea / 02/27/2013 at 5:39pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Ugh / 02/27/2013 at 4:42pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by MsCobb / 02/16/2013 at 10:27am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML
by assoutofuandme / 02/14/2013 at 2:39am / United States (California) / Transportation
by okay then / 02/13/2013 at 5:09pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/09/2013 at 3:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/08/2013 at 4:20pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by fviz / 02/07/2013 at 4:51am / United States / Miscellaneous
by DogLover / 02/06/2013 at 8:59am / United States (New York) / Animals
by Experience / 02/05/2013 at 3:19pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML
by dr mamour / 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm / Love
Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML
by Creeped out / 01/28/2013 at 3:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I waited over 30 minutes in freezing cold weather for my bus. When it finally arrived, I went to get on board, but slipped and fell on the icy ground. The driver waited a whole 2 seconds before snorting, "Ain't nobody got time for this shit", closing the doors, and driving off. FML
by frozensolid / 01/24/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/23/2013 at 8:44pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
by Female / 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
- Today, I was in a restaurant eating dinner with my stepdad when a gay waiter served us. As soon as… Today, I was sat on the floor wearing just a big t-shirt, blowdrying my hair. I have long hair and… Today, my boss, who is also my brother-in-law laid me off. Why? Because it bothers him that he sees…