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Today, I realised I'm sitting at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32027) - you deserved it (9902)

On 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31607) - you deserved it (5423)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:50am - misc - by loner (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39599) - you deserved it (6304)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML


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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML


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On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the neck while she was cooking on the stove. Apparently I scared her and now I have a nice burn mark on my head from the hot frying pan she hit me with. FML


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On 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by StayPositive - United States (Maine)

Today, I was waiting to take a dump in a gas station restroom. A 300 pound man walked out, shook his head, and said "I'm sorry" to me. FML


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On 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm - misc - by mr_p - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No, now get out of my house." FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 10:26am - love - by Vinny1017 - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML


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On 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm - misc - by smellsgood (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my grandma's cat peed on my full leg cast. The closest doctor was a three hour drive away. So my grandma wouldn't take me at all the whole weekend. FML

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML


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On 01/31/2010 at 12:06am - misc - by Becca (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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