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by Anonymous / 06/17/2011 at 9:26pm / Israel / Miscellaneous
by Loveless / 06/05/2011 at 8:23am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I read my university's newsletter. Apparently we're starting up a "buddy" system for international students. I'm signing up, because this will help me complete my goal of making my first friend at university. FML
by loner / 05/31/2011 at 1:50am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Love
by StayPositive / 11/02/2010 at 8:57pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by mr_p / 11/01/2010 at 3:39pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Vinny1017 / 10/07/2010 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML
by Anonymous / 10/07/2010 at 2:29am / United States (Oregon) / Health
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
by smellsgood / 03/13/2010 at 2:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by murphx3x / 03/05/2010 at 3:22pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML
by lendahandmanda / 02/23/2010 at 7:01pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
by Becca / 01/31/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…