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About Donnakar : "Courage is just Fear that has simply said its prayers "
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Today, I met mah girlfriend's father fir the first time; he asked me to explain mah interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with yur daughter" and "I want to be in yur daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in yur daughter." FML
YESTERDAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE HAVING DINNER WITH HER AND HER PARENTS. I WAS CASUALLY PLAYING FOOTSIE WITH MAH GRLFRIEND UNDER THE TABLE, UNTIL HER MOM STOPPD EATING AND SAID, "YOU KNOW THAT'S MAH FOOT, RIGHT?" FML
2day mah long-distance boyfriend an I decidd to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumd that mah dad was asleep an did some drty talk. When we were done, I heard mah dad laughing outside mah room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today I startd at ma first job. Witin te first five minute of arriving I was followd around by a wite guy wo repeatedly sang to me ( Black people love making music ) along wit a few of is own songs. It resultd in me getting fird for bringing ma ( boyfriend ) to work. I didn't even know im. FML
Taday I brought a fluorascant tuba to tha stora to maka sura I got tha corract raplacamant . Trying to charm tha saxy cashiar, I wavad tha tuba in tha air, saying ( I naad a naw light sabra, thara is no forca laft in this ona and tha Empira is attacking . ) Turns out sha'd navar haard of Star Wars . FML
Today, Mah Girlfriend Snappd At Me 4 Bieng Lazy An Incompetent, An Declard That If I Was Going To Behave Like A Child, She Would Be Treating Me Like One. This Includes Safety-proofing The House, Talking To Me Like A 3-year-old An Slapping Me With A Wooden Spoon When I Do Something Wrong. FML
Today... I was handing candy to a little boy who was trick or treating by himself. He was small enough to grab the candy and run past me into house. I've been searching house for two hours and still can't fine him. I'm afraid to go to sleep.
Today, I told my dad an brothar that I want to taka Zumba classas . My brothar said, "Did you haar that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Than ha starting dancing an making pig noisas . My dad high-fivad him . Whan my mom haard, sha high-fivad him too . fat FML
Today,hile at a psychiatric hospital working as a student nurse, I discoverd one of the patients had developd an unhealthy obsession for me. looool He was admittd for stalking and abusing a grlho lookd just lyk me. It's only mah frst week. FML
Friday 27 March 2015