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DonULFonso

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DonULFonso

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 January 1970 (44 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7127
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DonULFonso : The first 40 years of growing up were the hardest - since then it's a bit easier ;) ...

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DonULFonso's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

#13985101
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33662) - you deserved it (2663)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (6085)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I finally felt the effects of a laxative that I took last night. This morning, when I was in the dentist's chair. FML

#13960658
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21983) - you deserved it (6085)

On 11/24/2010 at 10:40am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my boss was being a total asshole. While in the bathroom, he turned his back on me, so I gave him the finger, mouthed obscenities, and pantomimed stabbing him with a knife. He was looking in the mirror and saw everything. FML

#13947465
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8337) - you deserved it (57256)

On 11/23/2010 at 8:41am - work - by fired (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (6765)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, my English teacher told me that I failed my grammar test. Her exact words were "You ain't gonna pass this class if you ain't gonna study." FML

#13935466
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29798) - you deserved it (6765)

On 11/22/2010 at 9:47am - misc - by dumbteacher -

Today, I came through a DUI checkpoint. The trooper noticed some donuts I had. He asked, "Are those donuts?" Jokingly, I replied, "Yes. Why? Are you going to confiscate them?" He didn't see the humor and pulled me off to the side to have a team search my truck. FML

#13932750
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12189) - you deserved it (24488)

On 11/22/2010 at 1:26am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my brand new iPhone 4 was stolen from my bag. I asked the bartender if anyone had handed it in. I soon found out that while I was talking to her, someone swiped my wallet from the bag too. FML

#13908824
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24258) - you deserved it (7411)

On 11/20/2010 at 5:40am - misc - by misc (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

#13902847
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29272) - you deserved it (6598)

On 11/19/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (10349)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

#13889988
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26338) - you deserved it (10349)

On 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm - misc - by Amanda Ross - United States (Maryland)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32674) - you deserved it (17093)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32674) - you deserved it (17093)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend to try and man up and act a bit tougher. He started crying. FML

#13881563
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32674) - you deserved it (17093)

On 11/17/2010 at 9:32pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what celebrity I look like. He thought long and hard, then said "Sarah Jessica Parker." I gasped and told him that I find her extremely hideous. He replied "So do I." FML

#13879750
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30539) - you deserved it (7925)

On 11/17/2010 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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