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by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by ohgod... / 04/01/2012 at 10:18pm / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML
by Buttscratcher / 03/03/2012 at 11:12am / United Kingdom / Health
by Fairy31 / 02/29/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:24pm / Germany (Thuringen) / Miscellaneous
by truth / 02/09/2012 at 8:49pm / United States / Transportation
by Nanabanana1 / 02/06/2012 at 8:23pm / United States / Love
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML
by mareda / 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm / United Kingdom / Love
by Anonymous / 02/01/2012 at 10:01am / United States / Intimacy
by Random / 01/31/2012 at 9:41am / United States / Love
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
by Tiana / 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by tiptoesjohnson / 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm / Miscellaneous