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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Happy Ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I went into a haunted house. Around 30 seconds into the adventure, I couldn't stop screaming at the top of my lungs from all of the scares. Suddenly, the little girl ahead of me, who was all by herself, turned around and told me to "suck it up and grow a pair, loser." FML
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On 11/01/2010 at 7:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
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On 10/30/2010 at 9:40am - love - by serendipity1027 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply: "I gotta work that day." FML
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On 10/29/2010 at 8:02am - misc - by Kristinmarsh08 - United States (Texas)
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 11:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I overheard a conversation between a coworker and a new employee. The new girl was trying to get familiar with people's names, and she asked my coworker, "Which one is Heather?" He answered, "The annoying one." She said, "Oh, that's Heather." I'm Heather. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 10:19am - work - by kaz89 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up from sleeping at my friends house with a bunch of other people, with my waist long hair cut into chunks on my pillow. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 7:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 5:26am - love - by monogamous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
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On 10/13/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Spain (Asturias)
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 9:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to sit on the ground next to my crush at our college's free concert. Just as I took the final step toward him, somone ran into me causing me to trip and kick him in the crotch. He had to go to the emergency room. FML
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On 10/02/2010 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML
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On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
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On 09/27/2010 at 11:20am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 5:59am - misc - by annoyed - United States (California)
Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML
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On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
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