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  • Number of visits : 997
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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~Body modification is a serious passion of mine that I wish I could indulge in more.
~Doodling, painting, hunting 'dinosaurs', anything imaginative that I can share with my son is the greatest activity of all.
~I'm intrigued by almost all things medical and scientific.

*Imagine*

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DollyDope's favorite FMLs

Today, after some passionate love making with my husband, I accidentally farted on his leg. He shrieked and frantically began shaking his leg while screaming, "Get it off! Get it off!" FML

#15079652
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20253) - you deserved it (32135)

On 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by CutieBooty (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69703) - you deserved it (6564)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hanging out with my friends. My friend started talking about how unfair it is that women can use their breasts to get promotions. I told him that he has no place to talk, as he used his "d*ck" a few months ago with his female boss. His girlfriend of 3 years was sitting next to me. FML

#6122066
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8405) - you deserved it (28348)

On 11/02/2009 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by konichiwa (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

#1068348
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (153101) - you deserved it (8463)

On 04/17/2009 at 9:19pm - intimacy - by gringa_Peru (woman) - Peru (Lima)

Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

#284882
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53242) - you deserved it (28025)

On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14515) - you deserved it (62303)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

#39
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68778) - you deserved it (3472)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -



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