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DollyDope
  • Town/Country : Houston, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 477
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DollyDope : That's right, I'm a zombie, just by day though. They should consider having a zombie race in the Olympics, or perhaps a Zombie Olympics all to itself!

I love my three year old son and my fiancee more than anything in the world. Though fuzzy socks and panties come quite close in the love race (joking, of course).
Some day the three of us will live in an elaborate 2000 sq ft treehouse (location undecided). We'll have another larger land based home also for when its time to pull our heads out of the clouds.

I dislike About Me sections quite a bit. Send a message if you'd like :]


~Body modification is a serious passion of mine that I wish I could indulge in more.
~Doodling, painting, hunting 'dinosaurs', anything imaginative that I can share with my son is the greatest activity of all.
~I'm intrigued by almost all things medical and scientific.

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Today, I went over to my uncle's house for dinner and my stomach hurt really bad. I noticed there were two toilets and sat in the prettier one and took a huge dump. Turns out I'd chosen the brand new toilet that wasn't connected to anything yet. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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