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Dogfoodlid

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Dogfoodlid

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 15 August 1995 (20 years)
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Today, going through my late grandmother's papers, I found out that my grandfather had never been in the Nazi party. The reason he was not allowed to work as a teacher was that he had never passed his university exams. He found an invented Nazi past less shameful than academic failure. FML

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