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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1463
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Dodopy : Uh ya just a kid from Canada. I am a very hands on person. I like to build stuff and love to go camping. I also like to play basketball, hockey, baseball, and working out. So feel free to message me, I'm easy going.

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Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was reading a magazine while straightening my hair. I got really into this one article until suddenly a huge clump of hair fell on it. I looked up and realized I had burned through the layer of hair I was straightening, leaving me with one layer at ear length and the rest at bra length. FML


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On 05/13/2010 at 7:31pm - misc - by errints234234 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother invited me to a nice restaurant to meet her boyfriend whom she's been seriously dating for a month. Imagine my surprise when she led me to a table and my boyfriend's father stood up, shocked, to greet me. Rather than being horrified, she is now planning double dates every week. FML


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On 07/23/2009 at 8:52pm - love - by pleaseno (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw the blueprints for my family's new house. My room is half the size of the room next to it. The room next to it is my step mom's walk-in closet. FML


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On 04/07/2009 at 6:07am - misc - by Powerfool (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML


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On 01/30/2009 at 11:08pm - animals - by ThatsNotRight - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my house got egged and since it is the winter the eggs froze. They used two dozen eggs. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (Ontario)

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