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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 October 1997 (18 years)
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Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML


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On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (38915) - you deserved it (29762)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

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