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Dodgydaly

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 October 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

#21111156
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36108) - you deserved it (8469)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:07pm - misc - by traumatized (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34952) - you deserved it (27755)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9620) - you deserved it (45145)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)



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