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Dodge4x4Ram

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Dodge4x4Ram

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2784
  • Number of comments : 445
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox, Dodge, Sexting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX

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Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML

#3292838
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45040) - you deserved it (4018)

On 06/28/2009 at 12:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML

#1775863
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you deserved it (23649)

On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

#915391
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (3041)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

#741988
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86333) - you deserved it (17865)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

#690128
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32771) - you deserved it (72462)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Bucko321 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13338) - you deserved it (55634)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5458) - you deserved it (29500)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)



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