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Dodge4x4Ram
  • Town/Country : Rialto, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 1693
  • Number of comments : 409
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Ex Military, Galaxy S3, Call Of Duy, Xbox 360, Working Out, Digital Forensic, Skydiving, Tattoos, Netflix & Huluplus, Blu Ray, Rock Climbing, 4x4, German Shepherd, Tango

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Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML

#915391
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43375) - you deserved it (2763)

On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML

#741988
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78123) - you deserved it (13677)

On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML

#690128
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29323) - you deserved it (59256)

On 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Bucko321 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML

#76555
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11949) - you deserved it (51867)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

#2721
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4822) - you deserved it (27108)

On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)



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