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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5965
  • Number of comments : 553
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox 360, Dodge, texting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX, Call of Duty, Batman, Marathons

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Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML


I agree, your life sucks (21893) - you deserved it (100356)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by sarahh38 (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML


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On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I went on a blind date a girl from work had set me up with. Apparently my co-worker thinks I'm gay. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 12:51am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to mow the lawn with a weedwacker because it rained a lot the past week and the push mower was broken. I started "mowing", and forgetting that I am mowing where the dogs go to the restroom, I absent-mindedly weedwack over dog poop. Which got flung into my face. FML


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On 05/09/2009 at 11:50am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML


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On 04/11/2009 at 2:38pm - misc - by RainyDay (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 4:16am - misc - by highleyj (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the phone to make a call and had heard it all. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 9:18pm - intimacy - by Bucko321 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I asked to borrow my fat friend's pants for a semi-formal activity tomorrow. I figured I'd just get a belt to hold the pants up. Turns out, the pants fit me. FML


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On 02/19/2009 at 7:18am - health - by Machine (man) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML


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On 01/26/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by godhatesme - United States (North Carolina)

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