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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 20 August 1984 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4648
  • Number of comments : 513
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Dodge4x4Ram : Xbox 360, Dodge, texting, Lifting/Pushing, Rock n Roll, 4x4, Rock Climbing, Tattoo, Documentaries, College, Android, IMAX, Call of Duty, Batman, Marathons

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Dodge4x4Ram's favorite FMLs

Today, I got sentenced to 20 hours community service 4 having a boy in my room an hour after floor hours. If I don't do the community service, I could get kicked out looool of the dorm and put on probation at my college. We were breaking up. FML

#13766093
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (10308)

On 11/08/2010 at 3:43pm - misc - by pixie09 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Taday I let mah friend use mah computer to download some music. Now, mah computer has 6 vruses and 4 songs, all of which I hate. FML

#13764337
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11797) - you deserved it (22867)

On 11/08/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I have a busy day of college work ahead of me. I figured I'd best have a good breakfast. Then I realised I'd completely ran out of food except fir variou types of sauce and condiments. So what am I having fir breakfast today? That's right. A nice cup of Gravy. FML

#13416322
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11354) - you deserved it (27323)

On 10/12/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, whilst working as a language assistant in Germany as part of mah degree, some 9 year-old German kids asked me to please speak English to them cuz mah German was so poor. FML

#13139163
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14413) - you deserved it (20066)

On 09/21/2010 at 3:10am - kids - by themildthings (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today 4 the frst time I decided to just be myself at work . My boss thought I was drunk . FML

#13038622
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (5882)

On 09/13/2010 at 7:40pm - work - by Drunk - United States (Alabama)

Today, I had to go along with mah mom to maat soma of har old friand from high school. Whan thay askad har about how har lifa was going, sha said sha was marriad, alway travaling, no kids, and introducad ma as tha naighbor's kid sha babysits. FML

#12498978
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40675) - you deserved it (3018)

On 08/13/2010 at 12:28pm - kids - by Bullet - United States

Today, mah boyfriend told me he lovd me for the first time. He followd it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

#9994288
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36959) - you deserved it (9222)

On 04/19/2010 at 4:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML

#7096414
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6367) - you deserved it (32686)

On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realizd te odd smell I've been trying to get out of te ouse is coming from me. mega FML

#7072130
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7215) - you deserved it (28163)

On 01/01/2010 at 1:07am - misc - by _akwardsituation (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MY NEW GIRLFRIEND WAS TELLING ME HOW SHE'S ATTRACTD TO "ALL-AMERICAN" LOOKING GUYS. TALL, MANLY BODY, HANDSOME FACE. THEN SHE SAYS, "BUT IT'S OK, YOUR CUTE TOO." FML

#6710252
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27357) - you deserved it (2680)

On 12/11/2009 at 4:24pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after the firetruck an EMS cummed to my house for an emergency, I realized that not all firefighters looked like the ones in my calendar . This depressed me more than the emergency . mega FML

#6663069
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6065) - you deserved it (37461)

On 12/08/2009 at 10:11am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Texas)

after reading a very emotional article about always letting your lovd ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom an told her how much I lovd her an how thankful I was 4 everything . Her reply? ( Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen ) . FML

#6546127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28819) - you deserved it (4031)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today , I was texting a grl tat I've liked fir some time!! Wen I asked erat se was doing , se replied "texting and p.s!! I love you"!! I replied by telling er feelings fir er!! Turns out "p.s!! I love you" was te name of te movie se was watcing wit er friends!! FML

#5779716
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40424) - you deserved it (11824)

On 10/11/2009 at 5:24pm - love - by pinoyson (man) - United States (California)

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my grlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our frst kiss, I got down on one knee, an before I could say "Will you marry me" a brd shat on my head. FML

#5755233
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44412) - you deserved it (6589)

On 10/10/2009 at 8:52am - love - by -bird-poop- (man) - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)



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